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I use twitter to say all the stupid shit that I wouldn't want the majority to know I think, hence the anonymity. Just call me The Girl without the Tongue Tattoo

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

I try to be sexy, but sometimes you just have to burn your bra, fart the alphabet, and not shower for a week to really feel sensual as fuck.

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

@KiteAIFDN hi

[Your Coffee @Raaadhey]

Stop searching for hidden meanings

Sometimes "Okay" just means okay.

[Anime @AnimeBasee]

ABSOLUTE CINEMA😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Best Ever Food Recipe Show @BestEverFoodRcp]

Strawberry Mochi🥰

Chewy, sweet, and bursting with creamy goodness.🫰That perfect bite of fresh strawberry wrapped in soft mochi with a rich cheese cream center😌🍓. Strawberry Mochi with cheese cream filling is just Mouth-watering🤤.
#BestEverFoodRecipeShow

[Lars Behrenroth @LarsLB]

Lars Behrenroth is live in the mix on the Deeper Shades Of House Twitch channel. Tune in for a solid blend of deep house vibes—casual, feel-good, and perfectly on beat. Don’t miss it.: https://t.co/pPTVmmjVS9

[Beavis H. Presley @snarkbox]

I took me out to the ball game! #mets #padres

[Robbie Fox @RobbieBarstool]

Probably a pretty easy decision. Do you want a steady job for one year or ten?

[Paul Gaudet @pgonzontight]

Aretha Franklin. (1965)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Share your Grok @Bot design with others!

[Angie @AngelinaC72]

Some of us don’t want a path already walked, don’t care if we’re lost and don’t plan to follow.
Not your tribe.

[✨🌈 Quinn 🇨🇦🇫🇮🏳️‍🌈 @pewpewpew]

Tired of TTC drivers who refuse to turn on the a/c. You’re just being an asshole.

[Body by Wegovy @DeadManSkipping]

Just like Egyptian honey, I am here to tell you candy canes have an eternal shelf life as well.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

There’s a reason why Americans don’t trust Big Tech Oligarchs.

These AI billionaires are threatening to obliterate their jobs, eviscerate their privacy, undermine democracy, raise their electricity bills & destroy the environment.

We need a moratorium on AI data centers.

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[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

Cannabis is illegal in Georgia. I had the off brand known as Delta 9, which I’ve renamed Devision 7 but not sure why. Welcome to my new life #devision7 🍑

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

Why are all guys with man buns obsessed with anal? It’s a hairstyle, not a sex club…

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

Thinking of writing an XXX guide to what babe means. For example: When babe says, “Let’s get to the bottom of things.” Babe really means anal.

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

When couples talk about The Container Store, an angel loses its wings.

[╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ @JustVoice1]

I got dumped by a man with a man bun that he used to hide a bald spot. To say things aren’t looking great is an understatement. And he wasn’t even funny.