Joshua Hairston

just for fun 🤠😵‍💫🥸

[Joshua Hairston @Just_Joshin11]

@yuygush HONEY COME QUICK FAIRBANKS-ALASKA-CORE HAS FINALLY MADE THE TL

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[folk @folkusus]

How killing myself looks like when im at work:

[Lydia Kauppi @lydiakauppi]

Oh sign me the fuck up, feed me my slop TLC

[Sheev Spooks 🎃 || The Andor video arc @SheevTalks]

The stripper HAS to love someone. She has to. And that someone could very easily be me. You don’t know me.

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast

[𝕎 𝕀 𝔻 𝔾 𝔼 @Widge0]

Landlord wants me to trade my garage space for a one year rent freeze

[tristan @bitchscratch]

when the cold brew starts tasting like ashtray

[𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙒𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙋𝘼𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙉 @GothGuidoX]

Women be like "I love the fall" yeah the fall from God’s grace you apple eating bitch

[darkthedude @DarkestYG]

The cannabis in my bloodstream fighting my suicidal thoughts

[Violator Name @Violator_Name]

Run dont walk to your local grocery store

[Shmegmoid Johnson @shmegmoid]

I'm ngl that's a tuff bitch like that's CRAZY to throw down an M in cash and then talk shit about it LOL

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[shipra @shipranotes]

“Two intelligent people cannot fall in love; true love needs one idiot.”

[Vera @lovely_2_c_u]

bitches be like "14 months on T"

[Haydn, 🇵🇸 @bilbosfootcomb]

Imagine your dad saying this about you and your mom lol

[the doogfather @thedoogfather]

i'm sorry you just aren't getting this in the nfl

[USE THAT RING! @Meatfighterr]

Got the room smelling like pinecones and pussy

[amoxicillin @daughterposting]

hello schizophrenic, take this medicine that chatgpt made for you