Justin

Woodlands worst swe

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

I have concluded(daily big boy word) I am in fact the opposite of wordcell

[CBMX @CBMX_OW]

"yo can we switch off mercy moira"

my Diamond 2 peak Support teammate:

[grim wah @Grimoire43]

?

[John Fadule @fadule_]

-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-you and your wife can get drunk at a dimly-lit steakhouse then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a Coldplay concert

There are people who live in wheelchairs. There are kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up til 2AM watching Interstellar.

And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a GRATEFUL SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, ASKING for the raise!? Asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?

You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle - you’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

[Gore @Gore_Burnelli]

I have a very good friend who is looking to hire a systems designer to create and balance gameplay systems for a new unannounced factory sim game on PC.

If you love strategy simulation games (especially factory sim games), have actual experience in designing game systems, and want to join a crazy team of hard-working people building something unique, hit me up. This is a team that experiments with and uses AI tools every day.

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

the best way to learn systems engineering is by hosting a minecraft server with custom mods that your wife uses

and if it goes down she kills you

follow me for more career tips

[Mr. Turtle @TheMisterTurtle]

I won’t tell anyone when I make it, but there will be signs.

[juni 𖦹 wci @zomcide]

watching the strawhats laughing n having fun like i'm personally there too

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

im so glad my latina bpd gf at 17 prepared me for dealing with claudes constant gaslighting and double speak

the hack is to not even acknowledge it, refuse to engage and crash out on them

fable all of sudden starts being direct after calling it a REDACTED x3 in caps

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

@fluffykinship Amen twinamin roll

[valentine @valawakened]

My girlfriend is genuinely my best friend. And not in the “we’re dating, so obviously we’re friends” kind of way, but in the “there’s genuinely no one else I’d rather laugh with, annoy, or do stupid shit with” kind of way. She’s my favorite person, my safe place, and the person I always want around. She’s my person.

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

@tunahorse21 @imgmgo

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

@twigjournal

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

https://t.co/49r527OxUu

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

Yall thinking of adding modern testing next?

[Unreal Engine @UnrealEngine]

Introducing Epic’s version control system: Lore! Built from scratch and open-sourced, we made scalability and performance core tenets from day one.

We’re releasing Lore as open source today.All source code, along with documentation of data formats and protocols are released under an MIT license and free to use. Help shape it into something even more powerful, together: https://t.co/zplVMjkRof

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

unreal engine devs who made the testing framework need the belt

some of the worst technology ive ever used in my professional career

never want to hear about game devs being cracked ever again, yall mfs legit don't test

now it makes sense why every game is in beta for years

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

my new employer has yet to give me a gold chain

what is the standard for getting chains at an ai lab btw?

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

FREAKYYYYYYYYYYY
FAZIO
FRIDAY

getting freaky from first principles

💃💃🤖👀🤫😭🫦💀🎷🤖

[Justin @JustaCakedGnome]

@tunahorse21 Mouthpiece in.

[tuna🍣 @tunahorse21]

im out the webslop game

belt2ass on these nerds

in the arena at REDACTED as a REDACTED

thank you for your attention to this matter

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

not to stir up controversy but im pretty sure jesus would have pressed the blue button