Justice Malala

No fear. No favour. No strings. Only Debora Patta's hand.

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This Friday 19:30 on #PointofOrder on #SABC2
@noko_most brings parliament to a standstill when
asked about childbirth, as special guest @Poplak from @dailymaverick demonstrates why a law regulating rhythm for white people is so badly needed @Daveylevinsohn @STOP_AND_SNE @mumz

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When you sing in the shower is the government listening 🤔? asks Madam Speaker @tumi_morake

On #PointofOrder at 19:30 #SABC2, special guest @NdumisoNgcobo and honorables @mojaklehoko, @noko_most, @mumzcomedy, @chrisforrestsa & @nicholasgoliath answer this pressing question.

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On #pointoforder tonight 19.30 on #sabc2, Madam Speaker @tumi_morake wants Honorables @louw_venter @nicolasgoliath @gillog @ya_a_seen_him @thatninahastie @sa_warren to discuss the shameful shopping behavior of SA citizens! Yes, yours! You don’t want to miss this.

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Throwback to when Spitting Image creator Roger Law came to spend a week with us, his "bastard children"... And now the genius and his creatures are back 24 years later on @BritBox_UK ! You hear that @MNet @ShowmaxOnline @etv @SABCNewsOnline ???
https://t.co/FcMeWR3gzh @guardian

[Justice Malala @JusticeMalalaZ]

@BorisJohnson and @realDonaldTrump leaders of the USA and the UK - today has to be the western world's worst hair day ever

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In case anybody think it’s time to bring back the latex puppets, we’ve got the goods. And the Bad. And the really Ugly too. #CallUs #SpittingImage #BastardChildren #PuppetNation #BorisJohnson

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Do you think you could assemble a cabinet better and faster than our President? House of Cronies is on a limited special offer: pay what you want! Just click, and buy all the politicians you ever dreamed of. White Monopoly Capital gladly accepted. https://t.co/NZGTXn9wV6

[Matt @Mattstweets89]

The SA government Facebook page has a special talent of posting pictures of citizens side-eyeing the fuck out of politicians.

Here the Min of Communications hands out pamphlets while wearing a Halloween costume of a fighter pilot.

[Karen Jeynes @karenjeynes]

This remains my favourite thing I ever wrote about Cyril Ramaphosa for @zanews. Don't ask me why.

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@T_Lebatha We feel you comrade, so much happening, so much to say🤬But we don’t have a channel anymore, or a sponsor, or a sugar daddy- the puppets are restless but no money, no funny! In the meantime we did a boardgame #HouseOfCronies to practice running in the elections!

[Both Worlds @Both_WorldsSa]

We're delighted that Parlement Parlement is nominated for a SAFTA for Best Game Show! Thanks to our sublime Madam Speaker, @ElanaAfrika , to @kykNETtv and to all the honourable members who helped us to bring the show to life.

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Want to know what all the fuss is about that won us 7 Golden Horns at this year’s #SAFTAs12 ?

We’re currently off air, until a new station has the balls to grab us by the Golden Horns, you can check out our past episodes here: https://t.co/UHf6HPYNeP

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✨💛 THANK YOU #SAFTAs12 - WE WON 7 Golden Horns! ✨💛

And this is what we have to say about it:

https://t.co/NFH8GAh62c

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Throwback Thursday - Thuli Madonsela came in like a Wrecking Ball, aiming it at Zuma's rule. ✴️

[Justice Malala @JusticeMalalaZ]

Wouldn’t that be swell? Or are our people still “NOT ready for it”…?(@AdvDali_Mpofu, what do you say now?)
@SABCNewsOnline @MNet @DStv @etv You know our number!
We, the @zanews puppets, ARE ready to serve!
#SAFTAs12 https://t.co/mKzzEl4jVE

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Our puppets have been wondering why @conradkoch has been blue ticking them.
Turns out he's been busy with others... like @chestermissing.
Get to @BaxterTheatre in April to find out what all puppets know... just how good he is with his hands.

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What to expect from the announced #kimjongun #trump nuclea-hair summit? We saw it coming a while ago.

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We'd like to go on record saying it wasn't OUR puppet. https://t.co/2NFqzrCEVj

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#GuptaJet FOUND!
#FlyingGuptas #LyingGigaba

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Welcome back, Nene!
(Let's hope he's a more confident Financial pilot than last time... no more 'falls')
#CabinetReshuffle #CabinetReshuffle2018

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Comrades, friends. Grab your phones and vote F for our Madam Speaker @tumi_morake NOW, or Cyril will grab your land without compensation.
#GiveAnF