Justin Gallivan

Airplane seat filler. Have been fortunate to do science-y things in academia, government, and philanthropy that people seem to like. Tweets personal.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

Every episode of Airlines Confidential with @MiddleSeat makes me wonder how Robert Isom keeps his job.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@dilanesper But DTLA is a stain. Downtowns are supposed to be vibrant and ours isn’t anymore due to a combination of work from home and terrible policy decisions that make it a shit hole in many central spots.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@ditzkoff Here’s to the Summer of George!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@DougJBalloon Bless his heart

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@TheWapplehouse Lena the plug seems like something where you have to unscramble the letters

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@drewvolpe This is reminiscent of vibe-coded slop. What got shipped? Nothing useful. What was learned from a scientific perspective? Nothing. What problem does this solve? No clue. How does it scale and become better? It doesn’t.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@Osint613 I would bet $1,000,000 that Trump could not find Armenia or the Caucasus on a map.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@gbrew24 So, the JCPOA, but worse for the US?

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@Joshstrangehill I love Homer’s response

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

Found it — the dumbest tweet

[Dr. Thomas Ichim @exosome]

Today we all lost our jobs.....

Three Nature papers showing that scientists in the conventional sense are obsolete

At least read the first one.... the AI replaced all things that the scientist does ....

https://t.co/zMsRLaaRDU

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@RobertLusetich @elerianm @BillKristol Nothing can do that, sadly.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@_markqim @OOCCouchGags

[U.S. Department of Education @usedgov]

Teachers are mentors.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

Ocean? And butterflies have graves?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: “We’ll knock them out a lot harder, and a lot more violently, in the future, if they don’t get their Deal signed, FAST!”

[snoopy jpg @snoopy_dot_jpg]

my own personal AGI moment arrived last week: gpt 5.5 completed our mandatory HR training videos for me, driving chrome via devtools

opus 4.7 was a huge wuss about the whole thing and refused while aggressively lecturing me. i can understand why pete hegseth banned it

[John F Kennedy @Kennedy35POTUS]

fuck you

[Aron Fromm @aronfromm]

A little short I made about Norm.

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

@DannyDeraney Always wanted to the BBQ sauce bottle that looked like him, but Sally Weaver screwed that up

[Justin Gallivan @JustinGallivan]

TACO Tuesday

[Joe Weisenthal @TheStalwart]

Markets just dropped on this headline

*VANCE CALLED OFF TRIP TO PAKISTAN: AP