Papa Joe

I'm just a guy spitting out things he thinks is funny for his own self enjoyment.

[Papa Joe @JustinHComedy]

None of my startup ideas survive the fact that I don't have parents with $300k cash to throwaway

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@ChrissieMayr The real villain was the rising cost of living we made along the way

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@Jason Okay 1%er

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@TiffanyFong Hot & Sour

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Ratio'd

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@mattgaetz April Fools was yesterday.

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@DanBurmawy I don't care what Al Jazeera thinks, and I don't think Kent is in control of Al Jazeera's portrayal of him. He, like many Americans, don't want this war.

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@libsoftiktok What about the children of Iran we bombed? Is that not mutilation?

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@ChrisCuomo Eyebrows won't cover up his lies

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@patrickbetdavid You're right, time to tax billionaires

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@StateDept replace Iran with "USA" and "terrorists and weapons" with "Military Industrial Complex" and it just sounds so *chef's kiss*

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@FBIDirectorKash Did you change your email password yet or is it still epsteincuck99?

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@Jason

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@benshapiro @megynkelly @piersmorgan

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Except we also bombed a school for girls

[@jason @Jason]

While I appreciate and believe strongly in our system of checks and balances, *strategically* removing dictators is high on my list of noble things the free nations of the world can collectively do to improve civilization.

President Trump has much more information than we do, so I’m going to reserve judgement until this operation is complete.

Over 2b people live in a closed autocracy.

If Iran and Venezuela are freed that number goes down 5%

That’s significant.

If these two operations turn into full-blown wars, and we’re done without an extremely high probability of success?

Yeah, that will be a problem.

That doesn’t seem to be the case.

[Papa Joe @JustinHComedy]

@FBIDirectorKash @FBIAlbuquerque Epstein co-conspirator arrests when?

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@FBIDirectorKash @FBI 765 if you'd actually tackle the Epstein client list

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@elonmusk Hitler was Time magazine's Man of the Year. What's the point?

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@ThomasSowell Fetterman still suffering from brain injury, I hope

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@GuntherEagleman It wasn't concealed, it was on his hip

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@marklevinshow It's his 2nd amendment right Mark, you retard

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@RepLuna I'm siding with american citizens, and ICE has murdered citizens