Justin Lee

“Finkle is Einhorn”

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@BradeskoUrban MADMAX

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@theneedledrop Beethoven, Peter Pablo, and Rodney Dangerfield

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@robertgraham Remote into the laptop and make it play porn really loud? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Eat nachos out of novelty baseball helmet, use bathroom in helmet, toss helmet into river.

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@Twitricia “Blowing in hard”

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When you’re wearing long johns and pants using the bathroom is like the intro to “Get Smart” https://t.co/6YU8iySy92

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Anybody who doesn’t understand how one can spontaneously lie to another has never owned a bottle of Febreze.

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Fruit Salad is culturally appropriated Salsa.

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Anybody who makes over 100k a year is not allowed to make gang signs.

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I have dozens of archived reminders to “Clean up Piss.”

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If you ever want to experiment with how flimsy society is; bring up condiment preference to a small gathering.

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Adding Ham to a Philly Cheesesteak negates the Philly Cheesesteak. Call it something else: Sweaty Sub, Tube Fart, anything else!

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Birds are the OG drones.

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I gotta hand it to the French. Culinarily you got it all figured out except for vanilla ice cream. #thatnasty

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You know people talk about the moral implications of gambling & pornography, yet no one voices concern about the temptations French Bread Pizza.

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@BillGRinehart @thescottlivesay @Twitricia Gasspacho

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Did ZuckyB always look like Data from Star Trek is it my personality profile talking? #fb

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The original fake news is meteorology.

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Rich people call approbation “Copyright Infringement”

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I think Ahmad Rashad should start a housing company called “Facade Rashad”