Justin Hancock

We should see if our dads would want to get together and hangout sometime.

[Justin Hancock @Justin_Hancock]

@GDX1776 @Larry_C_Fitz @GroupGryphon @AOC Who’s responsible for your facial hair? Cuz they need to be fired

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@FraggleC0ck @NickDiPaolo Unlike the noble death you will die when your dick and balls explode from taking too many Joe Rogan endorsed nootropics

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@jmich019 @IlhanMN If you were in the IDF you’ve helped commit atrocities against the people of Palestine, get your fucking head fixed man

[Justin Hancock @Justin_Hancock]

Check it out! I donated to '$4 Verdict? - Justice for Greg Hill' - https://t.co/WphkdgY5by via @gofundme

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@josephhage @thehill Why is it so difficult for you people to understand that you’re the bad guys? It’s extremely obvious to everyone else

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@derek_mafs @Twitter Yeah he should’ve left the anti Semitic slur out, it would’ve still been accurate

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@lycaeon55 @BernieSanders If by anti-enlightenment you mean we don’t post factually inaccurate racist memes on Facebook like you dumb old bags of shit do, then yes we’re anti-enlightenment

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@JoeBiden Fuck off bitch

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@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump For real this time, I need to know what the fuck happened to your face to make it look like that, please tell me

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@timunken Thank you, hopefully my friends Chad Muska and Kareem Campbell will stop saying I have a little vert boy penis now

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@oalejel @threedaysjeice @LostHawkGSW @shaunking @AnandWrites Yang isn’t the worst candidate but we should all certainly be weary of a tech bro

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@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump Seriously though, what the fuck happened to your face?!?

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@nickexperience @willmenaker Much like Damp Crempshaw I can kinda half see it happening

[Justin Hancock @Justin_Hancock]

@BYUCPA1965 @cupidschapel @VandyRiz @BernieSanders Even more reason to update the tax laws and close the loopholes that allow these corporations get away with not taxes. Or even better nationalize all of them and let the people who do the real work run things

[Justin Hancock @Justin_Hancock]

@BYUCPA1965 @cupidschapel @VandyRiz @BernieSanders Just curious, why do you feel the need to defend giant corporations that couldn’t care less about you and continuously exploit their workers in the name of profit?

[Justin Hancock @Justin_Hancock]

@AggieSlyFox07 @JSANG_7 @benshapiro And the only ones that can save us are you and the tiny baby sized Islamophobe Ben Shapino

[Virgil Texas @virgiltexas]

The memory of 9/11 is sacred ground and should only be used to cynically pursue an endless campaign of mass murder in the Middle East

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