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Residents of the area hosting Space X rocket launches are voting on whether to make it into a city. US Steel did the same thing a century ago in Gary, Indiana. That worked out so well for them. https://t.co/CkeHAP51oc via @MorningBrew

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@TaraBull808 The birth control bob

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Dental equipment supplier stocks up due to expected increase in cavities after RFK assumed to try and remove fluoride from water supply. Moronic. However, who drinks tap water anymore?

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@ChipotleTweets That dang vinaigrette that you are out of half the time I order! And I only get the salad for that.

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

If Billionaires like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk don't want Kamala Harris to win, maybe she's actually good for people who aren't billionaires.

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The Cicadas have officially descended upon Chicago. @J0hnnyXm4s

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@lintile She's been waiting for you too.

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Great time @ShowMeConSTL this week. New presentation, new friends, new ideas. See ya next year!

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@secureideas To clarify, this is the only way it is ok.

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@secureideas Only if @strandjs gave it to you.

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@Airbnb @AirbnbHelp or maybe since a hurricane during hurricane season is a "foreseeable event" no one should rent anywhere in Florida from June-Dec? Seems like a big market to discourage.

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Hey @Airbnb and @AirbnbHelp the management company won't return my messages and a hurricane during hurricane season is not a refundable event? So my family is expected to drive into the eye of the storm tomorrow over $2k? You really want that liability?

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Someone please invent a portable X-ray gun so I can look at my dogs bones.

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@cybersecmeg @AmericanAir @Delta

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So, I’m at this point in my life: So excited to see Melissa Etheridge tonight! But I also don’t want to leave the house. #thisisyourfanbasenow #GenXistired

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I wish I was one of those people who could listen to music or podcasts or have movies on while I work. I can physically multi task like a MF’er. Mentally, nope.

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@ask_aubry And tolerances are different based on many other factors and experiences as well. Also, who hasn’t heard a guy talk with pride about how he walked on a broken ankle for two days before getting it looked at? 🙄

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@ask_aubry Whether women have a higher pain tolerance is irrelevant. How about prescribing the same meds and educating the patient on how to take them? Or take less of it’s sufficient. Or NOT to take them if you find ibuprofen does the trick.

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ladies and gentlemen - Jon fucking Stewart. 🔥

[Sen. Jason Pizzo @senpizzo]

Dear Florida,

This is a friendly reminder that any problems with your home, car, insurance premiums, property taxes, employment status, family dinner, city infrastructure, kids’ GPA, faith, marital happiness…..have absolutely nothing to do with the LGBTQ community, AP African-American studies, CRT, books in the library, migrants in Texas, or whatever other bullshit those with little political will are slinging.

However, there are still a few of us in public service, who are waiting to meet the other side in the middle, and actually do the work.

Sincerely,

Jason