Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦

Florida Woman, Mother of 4, Convert to Catholicism, Aspiring Homemaker, Amateur Chef, Special Needs Parenting, Hobbit at Heart.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

My mum chopped up tomatoes, bell peppers and spinach and just put them in the sauce.
And/or a salad.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

If you grew up in a "vegetables at every meal" household, what went wit spaghetti?

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

Personal opinion no one asked for or cares about but the finale of The Amazing Digital Circus was extremely disappointing.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

I do actually. And the boots.
They're great for yardwork tbh.

[tuuuuu @tuuu28283]

アメリカの兄弟達

Be honest… do you own a cowboy hat?

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@berrysweetmum We were saturated in this shit in the 90s/00s, with even worse chemicals than now I'd assume, and I still had 4 kids no problem lmao
I mean my thyroid is fucked but the uterus works just fine.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

Offline - kids fighting.
Online - mutuals fighting.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@mon_petit_chou_ I'd rather have the coffee tbh.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@catholic_love @CatholicAwesome I mean, yea.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

I dunno man I haven't seen it yet but I figured everyone in the movie is kinda shitty based on what I've heard.
I don't really go for this kind of horror movie though so I probably won't see it.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

For those confused by Obsession's massive success let me break it down for you the best I can. Curry barker has essentially tapped into the genz female lizard brain with this movie.

The same female lizard brain which ranks nice guys worst than actual rspists and criminals. Why is it so? I don't know but every girl has her Bear and has utter unrealised hate against them which never gets released

But here in the movie their greatest horror fantasy of loving a loser and him being actually bad gets realised and their unrealised hate gets a channel. Thats why you have seen 160,000,000 women write the same essay on the movie.

This is a generational movie because it's the first time a genz director has used his street knowledge subtly and made millions off of it.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@ladyloodeeloo Yea but it's kinda ok tasting (I like onion)

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@mrssockgoblin Bitchiness from women is irritating but bitchiness from men is revolting. I don't know why though.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@learning_yohei I'm not sure what about Florida people might not know about. Our lunacy is known far and wide by now haha.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@elsathora Kind of aside, but you can buy ranch powder at the grocery store. You can mix it with yogurt or buttermilk or whatever to make dip, or you can just add it to stuff like chicken as a seasoning. Pretty versatile.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

Maybe it's because I grew up super rurally but this is just normal.
My dad mowed shirtless all the time.
Hell, he'd grill in just a coat, boxers and boots in the dead of winter. Perfectly normal event.

[Isabella @KhanSaba1278]

APPARENTLY, EXPECTING SOMEONE TO WEAR A SHIRT IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD MAKES ME THE BAD GUY NOW.

My neighbor was outside mowing his lawn completely shirtless yesterday afternoon.

I understand it was hot.

I understand he was on his own property.

And I know mowing the lawn is not exactly a formal event.

But this is still a residential neighborhood.

Families are walking by.

Kids are outside riding bikes.

Neighbors are coming and going.

Is putting on a basic T-shirt really such an unreasonable expectation?

A few people told me I am overreacting and that it is none of my business.

Others said it is about having a little respect for the neighborhood.

So now I am curious.

Would this bother you?

Or do you think people should be able to mow their lawn shirtless without anyone saying a word?

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@CoolAir_UK In your house? I've been reliably informed that that is uncommon.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

I am quite tickled by the fact that the British soccer team came to Florida and are getting absolutely destroyed by our heat and humidity.
Thankfully we actually have AC in every building, so I hope they get to enjoy it while they're here!

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@PunishedGobl1n The Brits went to South Florida and they are getting wrecked. It's rather delightful for a group always crying about how "the humidity is just different and yanks could never understand".
Well welcome to Florida where your sweat won't dry for the next 5 months. Enjoy the AC.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

I've only run into this in the Mormon, Jewish and Islamic communities tbh.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

you can tell Mormonism is an American invention by how much of their culture is about exploiting loopholes to get away with something. can’t drink caffeine but they’re obsessed with putting bullshit in soda. no coffee but the creamer is okay? it’s like soaking but for drugs.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@akipcs These are very pretty, but I'm suspicious of plastic shoes. They always give me terrible blisters.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@BillTooke @ravenousreader My mum would do it with gallon size bags but I don't do it because I find it tedious.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

I've been playing the Sims since it came out in 2000. I was 9 lmao.

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

I’ve never seen a woman have a hobby that wasn’t introduced to her by a man she’s sleeping with.

[Kristi 🇨🇦🇺🇲🇻🇦 @KBNeedsNap]

@berrysweetmum This is actually brilliant