CYBERSECURITY ENTHUSIAST-SIMPLYFYING CYBERSECURITY FOR BEGINNERS,TEACHING WHAT I LEARNT | FORCA BARCA❤️💙
EX FOOTBALLER | INTERIOR DECO( BLINDS $ CURTAINS)
Someone impregnated his brother's wife and in his defense he said when they paid her bride price they called her our wife and she belongs to their family 😂
I'm genuinely confused.
So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.
After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.
Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.
You are not normal.
Uzun yıllar boşanma avukatlığı yapmış biri olarak söylüyorum:
Flört sırasında tolere ettiğiniz her şey, evlilikte 10 katı olarak size geri dönecek. Potansiyelle evlenmeyin, olanla evlenin.
One day, someone sent me a voice note about needing some money, I was expecting like 100k-200k until I heard “if I can get like 5m-10m”.
I just bursted into a very big laugh. 😂 😂
How much is my worth gan. Anyways, I was unable to help. 😂
“You cannot afford me.”
After generations of women fought for freedom, independence and the right to make their own choices, you people are now fighting for the right to be bought by the highest bidder.
I wore my APC face cap this afternoon because the sun was scorching.
I went to the POS lady to withdraw, and the first thing she asked was, “Aunty, are you APC?”
I laughed and explained that it was just an ordinary cap I wore to shield my face from the sun. She warned me to be careful because people are angry.
I didn't take her seriously until I got to the market. People kept giving me strange looks.
Then I got to a meat seller and asked for ₦4,000 worth of meat. After some back and forth, he looked at me and said, “It is you and your people that put this country in this condition. Is that not an APC cap you are wearing on your head?”
Omo! I had to explain myself all over again. 😂
I collected my meat, removed the cap and stuffed it inside my nylon bag.
Nigerians are really angry! 😂