Dr. KC Helliams

Education. Technology. Art. Coffee. Dogs.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

I can’t get it out of my head that someone would eat an egg yolk omelette.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

I couldn’t be happier with my career in #edtech, but leaving academe was a very difficult choice. @NicoleBarbaro has done the work for you and compiled this excellent list of resources!

[Nicole Barbaro @NicoleBarbaro]

Are you a PhD who is curious about #altac jobs but doesn't want to go into big tech?

Here are 5 places to find diverse jobs in mission-oriented organizations 👇🏼

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

My advice to young college kids aspiring to work at non-profits: Don't. Go work for a soulless corporation that pays you in real money and has a decent work life balance and volunteer with a mutual aid org on your own time. These non profits are good person soul sucking vampires.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

My husband goes to great effort to get me bread and butter pickles when he brings home bbq takeout. I do not like bread and butter pickles. I’ve just consumed a whole thing of bread and butter pickles.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

Story of my life. I’m married to a man who loves nothing better than to teach others how to play new board games.

[Ryan Case @film114]

I’m never in more of a fugue state than when someone is reading aloud the instructions to a board game.

[Kati Kokal @katikokal]

The six horsemen of an impending hurricane, in order of severity:
- Publix begins selling hurricane cakes
- Midwestern family starts checking in
- Disney closes
- Editor asks you to check out plywood supply at Home Depot
- Jim Cantore arrives
- Waffle House closes

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

It’s my time to shine!

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@OneFreshPillow Same. We’re actually on round two of insurers who have “become insolvent” due to his policies. We now have the insurance of last resort. How many days left in hurricane season?

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@OneFreshPillow have you considered “business pillows” as a revenue stream?

[Ask a Manager @AskAManager]

my new hire built a blanket nest in her office https://t.co/TtSXy0NVaJ

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@OneFreshPillow Hate this shit that I’m literally at my polling place, in my time zone, and they’re already calling. Polls are still open for a half hour here.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@AskAManager I love it. My 3 y o saw me reading the new page and said, “I think that lady is a doctor.”

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

1) Around 105 AD, Pliny the Younger wrote a letter after hearing some very sad news. Minicia, the young daughter of his friend Gaius Minicius Fundanus (senator and future consul) had died after a long illness. In a heartfelt letter to another senator, Pliny breaks the news that..

[Jay Cummings @LongFormMath]

*when the villain in the movie has a PhD*

Viewers without a PhD: Ah, they are just saying he’s a smart villain. Makes sense.

Viewers with a PhD: Ah, grad school and academia drove him to madness. Makes sense.

[Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel]

There is no such thing as an "academic job". It is actually just seven other jobs in a trench coat.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@OneFreshPillow Ordered again and this time signed up for messaging. I expect a high fuck:other words ratio delivered via text. 💙

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

Gold.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I would if I was Swedish and designing a guest house.

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@OneFreshPillow @cpage68 @SNICKERS This thread is so bonkers that a friend DM’d to make sure I saw it. Why am I not surprised to find @OneFreshPillow has already been here? Never change, Mrs. Pillow!!!

[Dr. KC Helliams @KC_Hall_Yall]

@blgtylr I agree. Yes.