Kathryn Blacken

Seattleite, physical therapist, dog & art lover, self-appointed fashion police w/ marginal personal style, seeks Real Housewife tag line

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

If you had told me back in 2016 that Trump would sell top secret spy and nuclear intel to foreign adversaries, I’d be like “yeah I know, that’s what we keep saying”

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Spoiler alert: not the best start

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I mean, I hate Samuel Alito much more than a penis pump

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I took an artful picture of the inside of a flower so now my mental health journey is really complete

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I put these colored pencils in a vase so I guess my mental health journey is complete

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If my roof could google…

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Has anyone checked on Demi Moore?

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@ananavarro Padding his resume

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@thegoodgodabove @LindseyGrahamSC

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@savoir_fairest @ananavarro With a fly ponytail

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Is nervously re-reading sent e-mails something normal people do or just anxious people? Asking for a friend

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@TimRunsHisMouth @HillaryClinton Not helpful

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[what's in a name? @VestigialAcct]

@whimsikal The nuclear family isn't a family. It is a man with free child care, maid service, laundry, cook, psychologist, social coordinator, arm candy, private shopper, & familial obligation buffer. It was never meant to be a family. It was meant to give poor men what rich men have.

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Thoughts while trying to get my toddler ready for bed 1) Do not negotiate with terrorists 2) I’m a fucking idiot for letting him eat half a bag of gummy bears to buy his silence while I got a haircut

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@thegoodgodabove 🍄

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@sewwhatseattle Wow

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@janjowen Pygmalian shit

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14weeks. That’s how long it takes to stop being resentful that the reward for potty training = getting to fold an endless pile of tiny underpants