Kelly

All views my own.

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@YWHelp Hello @YWHelp is there a known problem in Liversedge this morning? I have no water at all. Thankyou

[Kelly @KMP2108]

I hope this finds you but THANKYOU to the 2 men in the works van that offered to push my car on Birstall ring road near the M62 whilst others were beeping and swearing. You’re a pair of angels 💕

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@IcelandFoods if you ever stop selling the diggers spice bags I’m gonna come wee on your doorstep

#tasteSensation

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Dorothy is a sl*g. Pass it on.

#AllCreaturesGreatAndSmall #Christmas2025 #ChristmasSpecial

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@AllCreaturesTV Actually spoilt my Christmas. Fuming at the Seigfried kiss 😂

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Super sad that Pete wasn’t having a fling with Japanese Margaret #GavinAndStacey

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Unmerry Christmas to @British_Airways for delivering the Xmas morning news that we have had all our flights changed (originals we booked in feb still flying) so now can’t do stuff we have booked in New York. It’s our honeymoon aswell. Coulda waited. Scrooge’s.

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@Sephora bought some perfume in your Barcelona store gave it to my daughter when I got back to England and the bottle is EMPTY! 😭

[Kelly @KMP2108]

David. The skydiver on the Doncaster train. Who’s obviously also a massive gent.

The pretty blonde you walked to the train is kicking herself…. Please get in touch! I will pass on her number.

Please RT

#DoncasterTrainRomance

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@SoVeryBritish Me and Jenny, we goes together like bubble and squeak.

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Moving house. Trying to get rid of some old stuff.

It seems that ‘Music Magpie’ isn’t accepting the classics……

[Kelly @KMP2108]

That watery excuse for a paella on Jane McDonald’s Canary island programme has knocked me sick. 🤮

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Do you think this #AfterTheFlood is based on when they thought there was that serial killer in Dewsbury and christened him ‘The Yorkshire Dipper’ but it was just the Calder bursting its banks?

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@preshiate @Leadforfalls this is ace

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

So Greece has taken Rishi Sunak’s snub relatively well in the round 👀 😂

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Can’t wait for the next census 👌🤣

[Louvain Rees ⚰️ @hellohistoria]

I was looking for a burial and came across the record of an 'illegitimate' child.

The vicar has recorded the mother's occupation as "Strumpet."

👀

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Poor lad

[JT @Jamieturner008]

Hi Everyone, my name is JAMIE TURNER and I am in no way affiliated to JAMES THOMAS of JT Landscaping.
My company is called JT Landscape services LTD and we are based in Northampton. I am receiving a lot of threats wrongly. Please share so this is directed at the right person.

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Jimmy Savile once asked me if I wanted to ride in his Rolls Royce when I was about 17 and I genuinely was able to say “No thanks. We’ve got one at home”.

Vile horrible bastard.

#TheReckoning

[Kelly @KMP2108]

@louisejohnston3 No. Bet he’s sold em on Gumtree already 😂

[Kelly @KMP2108]

Brett And his kebab parrot mother sound like RIGHT Greedy bastards. Poor step siblings #inheritancewars

[Kelly @KMP2108]

I hope the parrots eat him in his sleep. What an insufferable cunt #inheritancewars