Sailor_Crybaby

24 //
Control Player //
Standard and Pioneer//
Shitposting //

[Martin Jůza @MartinJuza]

Lol this is a pretty wild story

OP drafts powered cube while watching new LSV video from that day

Gets the exact same packs as in the video so they know what cards the people around them are taking

https://t.co/DgR2yYk9Jk

[Ashley Bits 🔜 PAUPERGEDDON @ashleybits]

Gf just told me she cheated...

I was shocked, not ONLY did she break my trust, but she let our entire community down.

Then she told me more, turns out she was just having sex with other people.

Thank god, the sanctity of competitive Magic: the Gathering remains intact!

[Kenji Egashira @NumotTheNummy]

this cube, man
what are we even doing here

[Draven Jolicoeur @Th0ughtSeize]

16-0 with grixis twin last month or so at local shop fnms. Deck is sweet! Might play it in an LCQ over the weekend. Sideboard in comments.

[Chef Cliffy @ChefGreginald]

Top 8d the late modern challenge with this quirky UW Rizz deck I stole from the last Top 8.
Matchups:
W vs Affinity
W vs Grixis Reanimater
W vs Frog
W vs Esper midrange
L vs Soultrader Combo
W vs Boros Energy
Got a concession last round of swiss and went to bed 😴 goodnight yall

[Adriano Moscato @MoscatoAdriano]

Hello Guys!
After more than 500 games to tune every single card in the list and winning last 3 Modern Challenges i played with an amazing 29-1 score...

I FINALLY WROTE A SIDEBOARD MAPPING FOR GORYO'S VENGEANGE!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Free of charge, as always! 😃
You can find it both on my Patreon and Metafy!
Link in bio! 👀👀
@fireshoes

[Adriano Moscato @MoscatoAdriano]

Really good news from Wizards! 🔥
Three more months of this disgusting Standard format...
The worst part is not making mistakes, but refusing to admit them and fix 😓😓
I will not play a single Standard game until the ban.

[Sailor_Crybaby @KMcbacon]

@terlollo15 Thanks Lorenzo!
"you've opened Pandora's box"
Hope @wizards_magic @PlayMTG can do something about this situation!

[Lorenzo Terlizzi @terlollo15]

Today I'm gonna expose a very common and shady/scammy practice that many LGSs in Italy do.
THIS is how local game stores STEAL MONEY from their players 🧵

[Reed Johnston @Crackling_Doom]

Control players rejoice! 🙏

Locked down 2nd invite with it this weekend, Jeskai felt amazing

If you've been afraid to get hurt again, I encourage you to sleeve it up and give it a chance

List: https://t.co/X6nZfWCHbv

[James @murkedtide]

Top 8’d an RCQ today with a different flavour of the Jeskai Wizards like @TSPJendrek has been playing. Deck felt awesome, really enjoyed this one.

0-2 Burn
2-0 Zoo
2-1 Zoo
2-0 Ramp
2-1 Boros Energy

Scooped to a buddy in T8 since I’m already qualified. @fireshoes

[Flexslot Mrtoolshed @Mrtoolshed_]

6-1-1 at the 5pm rcq with @TSPJendrek jeskai. Only loss was the mirror. Deck felt really good. Phlage is a hell of a drug. Played a few planeswalkers to beat down on black white some more and it paid off beating it twice. Played Tamiyo over Oracle of tragedies because I like her.

[Zac Singer @ZacSinger25]

Kept the Scoopie Token for myself today at a small RCQ.
Same list as last weekend, no need to fix what isn't broken.

T8 UR Prowess ✅❌✅
T4 Eldrazi Tron ❌✅✅
F Boros Energy ❌✅✅

(Yes, there are two Tamiyo Emblems on my board)

[Jakob 🎨 @oOMegaGenesis]

🏆 won my local RCQ today with a deck near and dear to my heart.
R1: Izzet Cutter 🟢🟢
R2: Neoform 🟢🔴🟢
R3: Boros 🟢🔴🔴
R4: U/B Unearth 🟢🔴🟢
R5: 🤝

S: Esper 🟢🟢
F: r3 rematch 🔴🟢🟢

Flashfires was truly a house against Boros and don’t sleep on Invert! @fireshoes

[Zac Singer @ZacSinger25]

Another weekend, another Scoopie Token distributed via Jeskai Bad Cards!
If only the Foil Fauna Shamans were worth something...

R1 UR Prowess ✅❌✅
R2 Neoform ❌❌
R3 UR Prowess ✅✅
R4 Ruby Storm ✅✅
R5 Lunch 🍗🍟
T8 Boros Energy ✅✅
T4 Scoop (same player as last week XD)

[Zac Singer @ZacSinger25]

According to opponents, Jeskai Control is bad and unplayable.
According to Jeskai Control players, you can with with any combination of Jeskai cards.
@G_Relentless_ @TSPJendrek

[Extra @Extralongdokkan]

Imagine showing this to someone in 2018