i go to bed at night planning my breakfast and then the highlight of my day is eating breakfast and drinking coffee and then I stare into the void all day waiting to go back to bed so I can get up and have breakfast and coffee again
let’s discuss something I have recently rediscovered- taco salads. the peak of human ingenuity. the custom shaped EDIBLE bowl? *chef kiss*. completely waste free? the turtles said thank you. better than an average taco? yes. We as a nation have all been sleeping on the taco salad
i haven’t tweeted since 2018 and I feel like there really is no good way to break this two year silence. quarantine has bottled up too many of my precious thoughts so I’m here to announce I am coming out of Twitter retirement. very average tweets to come.
Lifeguards imagine: There’s a chance for storms today. You start on break. Your mom brought you lunch. The pool rats aren’t here. You’re rotating next to your homie and your favorite radio station is playing. Life is good.