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[Rutgers Riot Squad @RURiotSquad]

Good afternoon, sir, have you heard of our Lord and savior, Greg Schiano?

[kelly @KSodano8]

@g_cal14 You’re a cool mom

[kelly @KSodano8]

@yesyulzz Time to move 😅

[kelly @KSodano8]

@NJTRANSIT : Sorry, your train is delayed an hour, then will have connection issues midway, and will get you home two hours later than expected.

Also @NJTRANSIT : please pay us $40 a day for shitty service 🙃

Ummmmmmm....#dobetter

[kelly @KSodano8]

@NJTRANSIT : all trains are delayed due to mechanical issues

*one hour later*

@NJTRANSIT : that’ll be $18.00 for our shitty service

Ummm...? #dobetter

[Madelyn Burke @MadelynBurke]

After 234 career starts over 16 NFL seasons, including 2 Super Bowl MVPs, Eli Manning passes the torch to Daniel Jones

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Salute to Eli if this is the end of his Giants run.

➖ 16 years
➖ 232 starts
➖ 116-116 record
➖ 2 Super Bowls
➖ 2 Super Bowl MVPs
➖ 362 TDs (8th all-time)
➖ 56,537 yards (7th all-time)

[kelly @KSodano8]

@DevinGriffo Lmao da

[kelly @KSodano8]

NJ Transit: the only place that at 8am, the person behind you is dead snoring, the person in front of you is drinking a whole six pack, all while the person to your left is having a very open conversation on the phone about her sex life for all to hear 🙃

[simran @simranbangaa]

the jonas brothers are from jersey and yet

1) they went to penn state over rutgers
2) they didn’t include jersey as a stop on their comeback tour

nick, joe, and kevin, i just wanna talk

[kelly @KSodano8]

@g_cal14 @carrie_callahan remember when she called penbrella

[kelly @KSodano8]

@Joe_Gatto @pjcorallo

[kelly @KSodano8]

@DevinGriffo I’m upset

[kelly @KSodano8]

@Engineer_Bony Honestly at this point I’d consider lol

[kelly @KSodano8]

Looking for recommendations for a new football team. Serious inquiries only. #ripgiants

[kelly @KSodano8]

@alexabiscotti I’m in mourning