Krista T.

RN, animal lover and pessimist. Little old ladies call me honey.

[Krista T. @KT_RN_91]

@chrissyteigen I’ve had chili served over a baked potato before!

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@Jason_Tartick Some days I think I would quit my job for $50.

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@christiangust Constantly

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@ellesanto Meanwhile in the ICU, bunch of fuckin’ ravenclaws

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@nursekelsey The first time a heart catheterization was preformed the cardiologist who came up with the idea did it on himself. He lost his medical license as a result, now we do it on people every day.

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@DrFunkhauser @DeRushaJ Yes, because I wanted to remain both alive while working with covid patients in the ICU and employed in order to support myself. I could have quit, but then who would have taken care of people like you?

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@dfarella My elderly next door neighbor sent me 2 dozen roses for Valentine’s Day to thank me for taking out his trash this winter.

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@christiangust It’s the eternal question. I almost got hit in a crosswalk when a bmw ran a red light the other night. He had the audacity to honk and shake his fist AT ME.

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@ellesanto Try doing that roughly once a week. Dating in 2022 be like that.

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@jack_ternion Worth noting, narcan will only work to reverse opioids like fentanyl and heroin. Benzodiazepines and ketamine and things like that won’t react to narcan even a little. There’s a reversal agent for benzos but it is not available to the public. Probably d/t cost.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Wealth of Elon Musk
2011: $2,000,000,000
2021: $265,400,000,000

Wealth of Jeff Bezos
2011: $18,100,000,000
2021: $198,300,000,000

Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg
2011: $17,500,000,000
2021: $118,900,000,000

U.S. Minimum Wage
2011: $7.25
2021: $7.25

Three words: tax the rich.

[Krista T. @KT_RN_91]

@ellesanto I keep fearing that one of these crazies is going to shoot up the place.

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@_Sam1Am At this rate we’ll never outrun the anti vaxxers who have filled the icu no matter how many shots. That said, I cared for a patient who got both shots, didn’t get a booster, got sick 8 months later and has cardiomyopathy and is on home oxygen indefinitely. Sign me up for boosters

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AND probably improve their success rate. Right now it’s all phony and they all break up. @BacheloretteABC

[Krista T. @KT_RN_91]

@BacheloretteABC should do location based seasons where all contestants are from the same place. Think how eliminating the element of the potential long distance relationship might alter people’s choices.

[Krista T. @KT_RN_91]

@jimmyontherox I have been on the edge of getting one. This tweet just pushed me over

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@_Sam1Am A lot have left the field completely. Which is a big reason why there’s a bed shortage now. There are beds, just no staff.

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@_Sam1Am Oh trust me, they aren’t. The super sick covid anti vaxxers are the worst rn. They come in acting like this is our fault then demand horse dewormer as a treatment while smothering essential oils all over their central lines. All my ICU friends have had it.

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As much as I do like @BacheloretteABC ‘s choices in women for their personalities, it would be nice to see a girl bigger than a size 4 once in awhile. #nofatties #onlyskinnygirlsrealisticallyattract30men