Nurse Ali

*laughs at my own joke*

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

A thread of possible Twitter bios:

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

@jojo_schmo Timon!!!

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

Okay I'm only on episode 2 of #Ratched but can we talk about @FinnWittrock and his spectacular execution of someone trying to display schizophrenia? Snaps dude

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

Picture this
I'm your nurse
You're putting your life in MY hands

Wild right? Like ME dude?!
Surprise for you im pretty fucking good at my job

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

@NetflixIsAJoke Jiji and Riley :)

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

Survival of the fittest? Too dark? Yeah I thought so I'll see myself out ✌🏼

[Tommy Christopher @tommyxtopher]

@WeHateDarius Jaw-dropping full report on Utah anti-mask protest.

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

I downloaded this shit again so I guess I'm back wassup binches

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

When you hear LaKeith Stanfield’s voice #BojackHorseman

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

I’m HERE for Princess Carolyn #bojackhorsemanseason6

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

@idiotnurse 😂😂

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

@quallzilla Whaaaaaaaats happening?

[cassie!!! @_notcassandra]

the duality of man

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

New animals. New adventures. Same hair.

Sounds about right.

[The Dad @thedad]

Forget astrology. The tagline of the #1 movie at the box office the day you were born, that determines your fate from now on

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

Oh my god I’m so excited to finally watch this 😍 billy is such a gem 💎

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

BIG NEWS: MOVE OVER, GRACE AND FRANKIE! BILLY ON THE STREET IS COMING TO @NETFLIX FOR THE FIRST TIME NOV 1st!!!!! FOUR SEASONS OF CHAOS AND JOY!!! SAY IT WITH ME NOW: LET’S GO LESBIANS, LET’S GO!!!!!!!!

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am sorry that I did not drink wine yesterday

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

I found my phone from freshman year at ASU and I am feeling so many feelings but I was looking at my message history and I just miss a lot of people rn so be prepared for a random text from yours truly

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

@CoxtailHour I wish I would’ve learned this before I got my flu shot two days ago 😵

[ATWWD out of context @atwwdooc]

Lest you forget we have anxiety

[ATWWD out of context @atwwdooc]

I make poor decisions when I have low blood sugar

[Nurse Ali @KWorldofak]

Yesterday a 9 year old told me I’m a VSCO girl
So that’s how I’m doing