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0 Fucks Given on opinions. lots of Fucks given about cute animals, behavioral science, Leg Days, & comical memes

[K intimidator🥊 @K_Morris622]

I found that if you tuck a part of your pant leg into your sock people will expect a whole lot less of you

Monday morning pro tip

[K intimidator🥊 @K_Morris622]

@LMorgan57558 @natebargatze @PhillyMayor That might be worse than missing it all together.

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@natebargatze WE R MISSIN UR SHOW IN PHILLY RN BC TRAFFIC IS SO RIDICULOUS @PhillyMayor this is a f’n shitshow. been in traffic since 5:30pm. didn’t know I would have 2 leave 4hrs ahead of show cuz of an incompetence.

[K intimidator🥊 @K_Morris622]

@natebargatze I’m so pissed we missed ur philly show @WellsFargoCtr I saved up 4 < 3 WKs 2get tickets.. @PhiladelphiaGov was wildly unprepared 4 2nites traffic. Is a God damn Shame. any1 else miss comedy show due 2 despicable traffic jams???

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@FillmorePhilly @jakeworthington My son saved up money 2buy tickets, & was so excited..but was he was targeted & refused entrance & physically assaulted by staff @FillmorePhilly instead. Disgustin bad 4 business behavior. Fillmore shld b ashamed & refund tix$ #boycottfillmorephilly @NBCPhiladelphia @FOX29philly

[K intimidator🥊 @K_Morris622]

I dont worry about my life falling apart..cuz I never got it together in the 1st place.

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@PennyOnThaDolla Ur Tweet gives me anxiety 😟 🤣

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Sunday dinner Or Might just fuck around & mix 3 different Kinds of cereals in a bowl
Cuz Fuckin why not? I am a F’n Adult.
Please share some cereal mixing recommendations

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False alarm Guys!🚨 so It Turns out the pains in my ass I’ve been suffering from for a while, aren’t hemorrhoids after all....Just Kids. Now is there a cream made for that🤔

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@arendt_george @EdOBrienCFB @TheSHOWByNXGN @CoachBorbs @_CallMeCoachK_ @Coach_MikeRob @CoachHitsch @CoachTrautFB @GAFootball1759 YESSSS JUJU wit the soft hands & sweet moves! 🚀

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@NBASTORESupport ordered and charged on 12/5/2020- expected 4/5/21 What’s good? Feel like I’m being finessed meanwhile had I got heat jersey I would of had b4 Xmas as intended. This is bad business. U ain’t tellin people take 6 mths

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@StoneAgeRadio13 Rag N Bone

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@StoneAgeRadio13 Limp Bizkit

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

The opposite of happiness is eating dry cereal cuz you forgot to buy milk.

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@DICKS why is your website always crashing? Not responding. This is the 15th time I’m trying to complete an online purchase within last 10 days and it fails on safari on chrome. Please help! @DICKS

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

(getting COVID rapid test)

Doctor: So...you’re negative.

Me: Yeah...but that’s because I’m from Philadelphia.

Doctor:

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Life used to be all slap bracelets and pogs and now I need to know how to change a tire this is bullshit

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

I know you're angry at life but that's no excuse to stop using turn signals.

[Brother Ben @SentenceReduced]

I admire the sense of humor ”Capri Sun” execs had like ’let's put juice in a bag and give it to kids lol’.

[Welcome Matt @theguywitheyes]

Don’t go home and start a political fight this thanksgiving; start a fight in the family email thread beforehand so you know everyone’s gonna bring their A-game to the thunderdome