Kabul Goat

Peace-loving, vegetarian, Afghan, mom. Love the rugged outdoors.

[Margherita Stancati 🌸 @margheritamvs]

Bye bye @KabulGoat. Enjoy Wardak. #GoneGoat

[Diego Boast @EcmJago]

@margheritamvs @KabulGoat The GOAT: The Greatest Of All Time http://t.co/DuoeCQUF13

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Goodbye, Kabul Jan. I'm headed to greener pastures. Wardak here I come.

[Kabul Goat @KabulGoat]

@majorlyp isn't this the day the children gather around #Gingerbottabad?

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Reports that I did not make it into the runoff are premature. I urge everyone to be patient and wait for official results.

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Visit Sunny Afstonia. A peaceful, progressive oasis of tolerance! #dreams

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What I would do if elected: Launch a major re-branding campaign. "Afghanistan" is sooo traditional. How about ... Afstonia?

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Just days before the elections. Excitement! #Proud #Afghan

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@szescstopni hook me up with a RT. Kabul goats need their Krówki.

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@juliabucknall @johnmcquaid @gitagovinda there's a reason they call it hogwash, not goatwash

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It's strawberry season, b*tches. #selfie

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@MaevaBambuck you mean, what is my goat in life? #TBD

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@margheritamvs vegetarian recipe. Much respect.

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The real reason I have been absent: The iPad was lost beneath the straw. BTW, those magnetic covers are not as delicious as they look.

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Also, what up with the whole Twitter account deactivation policy? Totally inane. cc: @golnarM

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@christinalamb I believe in goat-lion unity.

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Just FYI, I was observing a pre-election silence. Call it a statement.

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I heard you missed me, I'm back.

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Ate a tea bag. Yummy. Feeling jumpy today.

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@allegorycave @svbel I am a strictly civilian goat. No uniforms.