ever since i have moved to america i've discovered the wonder of toaster waffles. i just eat them right out of the toaster, i dont even care about the syrup spilling. the wife hates it
i was in my car sipping gas station opium in the Bos-Wash hinterland (charging my vapor cigarette) when, absentmindedly scrolling my portable joybox, i became entranced by video of the president’s UFC gladiator birthday. the last time i saw bugs on a windshield i was seven
Thanks to the late World Cup game tonight, the MBTA will effectively be running a 24-hour service for the first time in our lives! We’re going to be riding the T ALL NIGHT tonight - from 7 PM to 7 AM!
Everyone always talking about “talent density” in Silicon Valley when we really should be talking about how 80% of pretzels in America come from a small region of Pennsylvania