Miss Karachi

The worst member of society

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

In a country full of yuthiyas, don't be one. Simple.

#ElectionPakistan2018

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Brb,gonna congratulate myself for growing up to be deemed "pretty" or eligible enough for mothers of eligible bachelors to find me desirable

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Ami:people keep asking about you?
Me:Who and why?
Ami:For rishtas. A guy in america. Becoming a doctor!
#justdesithings

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Pakistani men should all come with this warning label #PakistaniStereotypes

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Literally airing her dirty laundry

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

And of all trades #masterofnone https://t.co/0SWWa659Cf

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 jacks in the world, car, flap, phone, Cracker and hit the road.

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

At what point did I become old enough for street kids to offer"aap Kay BACHON Kay liyay dua maangoon ga"?Kid,I'm the bacha in need of ur dua

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. #MubarakImranKhan

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

When you try too hard to prove how good a Muslim you are #qaboolhai #qaboolhai #qaboolhai #3down #1moretogo

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

When you take saying "qabool hai" 3 times too seriously.
#imrankhanwedding

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Congrats on yet another #hattrick ! May you have many more, #Kaptaan. https://t.co/lLgpywrodq

[The Express Tribune @etribune]

#ImranKhan ties the knot for a third time
https://t.co/C0j5gRc8sn

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

"Lol". #LiesITellOnSocialMedia

I barely grinned, let alone go through the effort of laughing

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

When you're all in and she says "go deeper"

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Seen here: a typical #karachiite, in the middle of a working day

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Overheard:
"Look at his meat"
"It's so tender"
(Get your mind out of the naala, they were talking about #saltbae #duh)

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

@BeingSalmanKhan #Alhamdulillah

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Unless you're a #lahori, then don't be yourself.
#SorryNotSorry

[Miss Karachi @KarachiMiss]

Current situation #karachi #AaoKarachiKiBaatKarein