Lorne The Host

{18+ AU Tweeting as Lorne, not RP} Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan, but I prefer Lorne. Sing - trust me, it'll be fabulous! @ibuffyrpg #AtS/#BtVS

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 stop him, you let me know. I'm all spelled out.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 Sadly, unless it's a magical brew, I'm only drinking for the taste - no 'but I was drunk' excuses here. When you find a way to

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 Your aura reads a little more 'I want, I take' than that, but as long as you're not taking my Seabreeze, who am I to judge.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 Which if you think about it, is a bit strange isn't it? Since you generally have more in the hourglass of life.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 might consider a new line of work. Oh and patience, Goldilocks - your problem will take care of itself.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 It never is, especially when they used canned juice in my Seabreeze. That might have put the bounce back in my step though, you

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@hostyle17 Then let's hope there's a better dye job coming your way, blondie. Let me hear it - and something less predictable than Mony Mony

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@RogueDemnHunter @charlesgunn13 @visiongirlcc @electricgwen I appreciate the heads up, cupcakes. I'll pass out free ear plugs.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

For every time that they want to count you out
Use your voice every single time you open up your mouth https://t.co/vqVeixlHby

[Sunnydale Bronze @BronzeClub97]

It's that time again - tell us about your day in song lyrics! Like "If we had an airplane, we still couldn't make it on time!" #OMM

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@piandpancakes @RogueDemnHunter Come and knock on our door, pumpkin. We've been waiting for you!

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@nobunnylove @modbuffy @lilbitdawn @EggsyGary If I can tolerate Angel's not-so-angelic voice, yours will be no hardship, sweet tart.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@modbuffy @lilbitdawn @nobunnylove @EggsyGary You need to come to L.A. and sing for me, little lady. Seabreezes on the house!

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@modbuffy @lilbitdawn @nobunnylove @EggsyGary They are when you do them as well as she does!

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@piandpancakes @RogueDemnHunter I could agree to either, so long as we get to sing the theme song.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@modbuffy @lilbitdawn @nobunnylove @EggsyGary Smart Things To Do list.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@modbuffy @lilbitdawn @nobunnylove @EggsyGary Oh muffin, please don't make me answer this, pissing Cordy off is at the very bottom of my

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@piandpancakes @RogueDemnHunter Who's who in this little triple play you've concocted, sugar-pie?

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@piandpancakes And you're the song that gets stuck in my head, cookie. Like Shake it Off, only much cuter.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

@piandpancakes That's what I'm here for, crumpet. That and ensuring we all get freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.

[Lorne The Host @KaraokeKrev]

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