Ich Bin

child of God,heaven bound

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

Maisha ni Yesu,Maisha ni Watu,Maisha ni Kuishi.

[J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine]

When I was young, I used to think that no matter what happened to me, I could go to a hospital and everything would be okay. Understanding what a hospital really is, as you get older, is like going back to the state fair at 30. As a kid, the excitement is in conquering the fear of the ride. But “the ride” is an abstract. You’re bracing for an experience that you ultimately trust. As you get older, the ride becomes very concrete. The beams jostle. Paint bubbles over the rust. The carnie running the Zipper took an extra Klonopin and just wants to get home to his polycule. And you begin to understand how little there is between you and the ground.

If you’re not careful as you age, your life is increasingly in the hands of people of impossible shapes who don’t look like you, don’t think like you, who will treat your fate with less interest than the vampire rapemance audiobook they put on during lunch. You have to laugh so you don’t cry. You have to build a body that keeps you far away from such places. When you’re forced in, speak clearly, or have someone speak for you, and do not look away while they work.

[George Ferman @Helios_Movement]

So these eggs are basically tren and i still can't grow my calves.

Fucking hell.

*This post is not accurate these days and commercial companies feed things such as paprika extracts to chickens to darken the color of egg yolks.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@TakeThiamine Most doctors are just over-glorified drug dealers.

[Chief Jogoo Castrator, Hen Inseminator, Egg Thief @Maina_Poultry]

A quick rule: if the ingredient list contains E1422, E1442, modified starch, pectin, stabilizers, gums, or gelatin, much of the texture is coming from added stabilizers rather than solely from whole milk fermentation.
Also, be suspicious of all probiotic yogurt sold in kenya!

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

How KFC is for the poor in America and for the rich in Africa is something I’ll never understand.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

The githeri media may have all the evidence, even Cctv footage but they still use the word 'allegedly'.

[Éros Brousson @erosbrousson]

"How can they heal without cigarettes?" is unironically the hardest medical take of the 21st century 🤣

Western doctors charge you $80,000 to tell you to eat kale, Supreme Leader pulls up to the ICU, hands you a pack of Marlboro Reds, and tells your asthma to stop being a bitch

the true father of modern medicine 🙏🏽

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

I lost all hope of ever becoming a mechanic when I first saw an engine overhaul as a child.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@Helios_Movement Just live free.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

I can take a cold beer any time of the day and not have a sore throat. But not so with TAP water.

Tap water is poison.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@JalangoMwenyewe Kuja mbio.. Esp from skylark apartments

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@okufufule @Fredmunene_ Yep. And very labor intensive

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

One day civilians will own guns and it will be very MESSY. #RutoMustGo

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@jumaf3 Better yet, insure Yourself by bullet proofing your health so as not to fall sick.. You realize that all policies are a scam when you get a serious disease

[Dennis Ohuru @OhuruDen]

4️⃣ After taking in Karura forest. And getting a proper workout riding our bikes. It was time to grab lunch. Village Market is close by, we decided to go there.

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

I was not in the Christmas spirit at all BUT this tune by Tobymac got me on the groove..https://t.co/XIzirVWbfk

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@Njeru_Thandi Raw materials esp protein watoa wapi?

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@AlpacaAurelius Watu wa broiler

[Ich Bin @KarimiMoses]

@iGarat_ Hapo kwa Choo nayo ni ukweli