Karissa Deyle

I like to smile. Smiling's my favorite.

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@Roy_C_Swenson 🙄

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

I didn’t see the light turned green so naturally I got honked at. Stopped at the next stoplight and the lady who honked at me drove up next to me, waved, and apologized 😂 what a nice lady

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@Roy_C_Swenson I haven’t heard you say that in awhile....

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

Drove a Tesla last night and now I’m trying to figure out how I can earn enough money to buy one myself....it was amazing

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@Roy_C_Swenson Angry Roy C.

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

I biffed it hard off my bike trying to collect those dumb Snapchat eggs....total egg count: 4

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

Waitress: “how would you like your eggs?”
@OhhhhJoe: “idk.....done?”

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@OhhhhJoe Let’s check it out this Sunday. Loser buys shots

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

I like my job but will I ever want to be at work from 8-5 😑😴

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

My brother dropped his communion bread in the wine glass at church, didn’t make eye contact, fished it out with his fingers and kept walking 😂

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@itsheathjames @Roy_C_Swenson @yo_itsb Harry Potter World is pretty cool. I’ll join

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

A koala bear was my favorite animal for the longest time growing up and idk why. Never seen one, don’t know anything about them. Time to add Australia to my bucket list

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

Holy smokes my stress level is through the roof #relaxkarissa

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

Went to DQ for a quick $5 lunch so I pay with a $20 bill and she gives me 3 $5 bills and 5 $1 bills back 🤔free lunch i guess!

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@gthomp97 And less corndogs?

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

I froze my account at Family Wellness for the max 6 months because i never went and i never work out....i just realized it’s Dec 4th and I’m back to paying $57 per month for a membership i never use 🤦🏼‍♀️ cancel it or just join everyone else’s New Years resolutions? Hmm...

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@yo_itsb 😂 it was necessary. Thanks to @AlHirst_

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@yo_itsb Thinking about it, what do you think?

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

I follow 3 rules: do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

@branhamm 🤦🏼‍♀️yep, you’re right.

[Karissa Deyle @KarissaDeyle]

Tis the season of freaking out every time i hit the break at a stoplight