RYAN

Electrical and Electronics Engineering.

Where circumstances change perspective changes

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

I've touched more money than pussy this year

[JQ @joquysef_]

First time seeing a thighussy

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Mia Perfect 😊 @wormlover92]

Saying fuck during sex is kind of like saying parkour when you’re doing parkour. Wow. Someone has definitely said this before

[! @WAVESGOD]

DAWG LMAOOOOOOO THIS SOME TERRORIST SHIT

[wooga @woogaluvsu]

“oh its in chinese lemme just transla-“

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

I totally understand Redsan. In some instances such disrespectful takes should be solved in the traditional way

[Newii @newi_6th]

When in doubt, just give Lionel Messi the Ballon D’or

[Pay Roll Manager Here @UsingLyft]

Obviously it should be illegal for a female president to get pregnant right? Like cuz what if she gets postpartum depression and blows up a country

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Nikikutumia hii pic just know I have bought the fear 😹😹

[🦆 @chanandler_k]

sidhani tems anaweza reverse tractor

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Matiangi and rule of law in one sentence is like believing the stripper loves you

[Amon ✧ @JustmeAmon]

"SHA is working" amepledge 2 million kulipa bill ya hospitali

[cat.a.tonic @VenusEnvvy]

Ha ha ha ha imagine not being able to talk shit about the government cuz those are your friends parents

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

Your mom says she has postpartum depression.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Just had a call with someone on who made $180million in one transaction and came away really impressed.

He shared with me how he became a dollar billionaire:

1. 4:30 AM wakeup
2. Cold showers
3. Gratitude journal
4. Meditate
5. Dad was a former President who stole money

[Lex 🐺 @marieeeelex48]

The way Asians crouch down to smoke that cigarette is how im finna start smoking my blunts

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

Yeah guy, that’s the whole point

[Lilian Lenana @wakilimstaafu]

with the country experiencing a milk shortage, I wouldn’t minding having a titty in my mouth

[Natfcb @InatFCBB]

Who told these guys he’s taking shots at Ronaldo lmao. He’s taking shots at Maradona and Pele