big trill haywood

I love exactly two things: the working class and twerking ass. He/Him.

[big trill haywood @KarlCloutsky]

@chiweethedog Insulting someone's wife and then your first thought getting gnp'ed is “punch back from bottom mount". Obviously guys just stupid as hell

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories

[latke @latkedelrey]

odysseus listening to the siren’s song while tied to the mast of the ship

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

I use the "Solid Snake Method" to communicate with my 5 yo:

Him: daddy, look, this is a deadly jellyfish
Me: a deadly jellyfish?
Him: yes its called a box jellyfish don't touch it
Me: a "box jellyfish"? I shouldn't touch it?
Him: yes its very dangerous

[dittatore artistico 🇵🇸 @ngiuleeee]

i partigiani il 29 aprile 1945:

[Larry July @LL_CJay]

Nigga want hamburger leader

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

And I’m right in da middle if they both wanna get SIXTY ATE

[big trill haywood @KarlCloutsky]

@DijahSB My glock just got the dick like gender affirmation surgery

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Im a “the rich and powerful are rigging the system at every turn to force us all into a permanent underclass” Leftist, NOT one of them “punctuality is based in settler colonialism and ableism” Leftists

[rit dye monkey @catboyiancurtis]

being objectively kinky but not really into d/s is so embarrassing. Like yeah man i want you to be my dumb puppy but like we're still peers. its like scooby doo idk

[eoin @missludge]

everyday on here

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Westeros Central @WesterosCentral]

Oberyn Martell after knocking down The Mountain

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

My daughter gonn be mad as hell when I name her Anna Nobey

[big trill haywood @KarlCloutsky]

@theashleyray Went to a gay New Year's club event and had a nice conversation with a guy while he was rubbing my chest, it was fine.

[🩸 🐾 🐾 @SuckaFreeNickxx]

Damn near gotta molest me

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

the average conversation on love island:

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Liberal Zionists be like “he’s a fringe figure and doesn’t represent Israel” and it’s the minister of finance or the minister of national security or the prime minister

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Remember when you did gender affirming care and spray painted your head

[big trill haywood @KarlCloutsky]

Being in your 30s is some bullshit I slept the wrong way now I got Kurt Angle neck