Karl McDougerSon

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

I love the spin that Elon and DeSantis “broke the internet” because Twitter servers kept crashing. It’s like calling the time I left my plastic spatula too close to the stove “breaking the food industry”

[Cher @cher]

Hey

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

What about 1990

[M.I.A. ⊕ II II II @MIAuniverse]

I like everyone born in 1992

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

On todays @PivotPod: @karaswisher saying she’d pull a “Taken” with a team of Lesbians to rescue @profgalloway if he gets too lascivious in Doha - one of the most endearing things I’ve heard in a while

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

Same I have no hot water either it is unreal!!!

[Emily Waddell ✨ @callsignemily]

The heating has been broken since October 4th and it's hitting -6 tonight. Thanks Deutsche Wohnen

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

@karaswisher @profgalloway very curious what your predictions/thoughts are on how Elon’s super-sloppy takeover of Twitter and steadily decreasing (I guess now rapidly) personal brand may impact how consumers perceive his other brands/businesses.

[Wes Kao 🏛 @wes_kao]

Here’s a secret about managing up:

The more you manage up, the more your boss will recognize your value.

It’s a Jedi mind trick.

Let your boss think they’re managing you… But in reality, YOU are managing THEM.

Here are 13 principles for managing up:

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

It was a good day

[nur 🦋 @amnrezety]

June 1st, thanks

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

@karaswisher and @profgalloway interviewed by @BreneBrown on Unlocking Us has got to be the ultimate podcast crossover - thanks for the great conversation

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

@karaswisher

[Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins]

You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

As I like to say… “lawd have mercy”

[Keri Hilson @KeriHilson]

shit.

[Keri Hilson @KeriHilson]

shit.

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

@NetflixDE why don’t you include English subtitles in the majority of your films - particularly anime? Like 6+ languages are included in the subtitles for the same films in American Netflix. Doesn’t make any sense.

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

What was her reply?

[Emily Waddell ✨ @callsignemily]

My mother just tried to give me the end slice of bread and I asked her if she hated me or thought I was some kind of trash person

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@karlerikolimb bartender doesn't know how to make a fucking negroni

[your away message @YourAwayMessage]

Are you Ellie? ~ J.lo

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

Dear lord America is truly a dumpster fire

[Dr. Dawn Michael @DawnsMission]

@realDonaldTrump Millions of Americans stand with President Trump and we are locked and loaded.👍🇺🇸

[Karl McDougerSon @KarlMcDougerson]

How much did you pay lol

[kj @theyw0lf]

i got an impossible burger + fries for lunch and it was so good but like i did not need to do that(“:

[Gender BS @gender_bs]

No need for @ZARA to include a single male-presenting kid in a new clothing collection fashioned around ballet. Boys don't do that.