Goth Tum Cruz

Formerly of CruzCorp, LLC

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Just woke up from coma stemming from 2018 scooter accident.

What'd I miss?

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Amen, Brother

[Cuck Showalter, LV @jimbo_fish]

Good morning world. Blink-182 I Miss You (Tom's Verse 10 Hour Loop) https://t.co/Vnq7HdgLPQ

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Amen, Brother

[jon @prasejeebus]

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[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Be on the lookout for Tum Cruz’s Pro Bird Rider at a GameStop near you.

Special moves include:

-Drunk tumble 150pts
-Cutting off bus w/ out helmet 200pts
-Riding 2p to go make out with person met at brunch 250pts
-Skull fracture dropping into Venice Bowl 500pts

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@CWompus Thx for your concern. TC is still recovering from his freak bird scooter accident at the Venice skate park.

TC suffered major brain trauma so it is difficult to predict how personality will be impacted.

That being said, TC still calls out to @JudgeJudy nightly in his sleep.

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Slowly but surely I recover from my tragic injury. Will I ever be the same? Still unclear.

One thing is for sure though. I’ll be seeing @BirdRide on @JudgeJudy

[Gary Busey @THEGaryBusey]

I ❤️❤️ u

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@spencerhawes00 @SeattleCouncil Hawes for City Council

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@nervousvibrato Fake News

[Connor Witt @ConnorWitt]

After a tremendous amount of research I've concluded that Melania hasn't been seen in public in three weeks because she ran off with @chadgoesdeep

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

YouTubers nowadays... smdh

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@internetguy10 @BirdRide @BirdRide why would you let me do this?!

Goth TC has serious brain trauma. Many say may never be the same.

This is all your fault @BirdRide. Goth TC will see you on @JudgeJudy

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Brb, need to take this bird scooter off some sick jumps in the Venice skatepark. (Prolly Juul and steal ur man’s in the process)

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Dear God,

Am I Autistic?

Plz let me know. Thx,
TC

[M. White Shyamalan @CWompus]

We live in a society

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@Deadspin Fuck off deadspin

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

So beautiful to see your hard work come to life. https://t.co/GoHgnYAG5L

[M. White Shyamalan @CWompus]

@DonnieMagnolia

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

Girl how you fit in dem jeans?! Wuf.

[Goth Tum Cruz @DonnieMagnolia]

@Brian_Matous Fortnite sucks