Cuck Showalter, LV

go cougs.

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@BarstoolWazzu @BarstoolU #PullmanBCT

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Consumption culture at the airport is unrivaled. Casually AGGRESSIVE and rapid as hell. Everyone against the clock just letting it RIP.

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Regardless, I’m taking a mental health day to process.

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These three words mean you’re getting busy: “whoop, there it is”. Are they not counting “whoop”, the most emphasized word? Are the three words just “there it is” which alone invoke almost no emotion without the “whoop”? Is there a conjunction I am unfamiliar with at play here?

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@SlangsOnSports @Mariners Everybody dance now

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@Brian_Matous I’m going to@learn how to play guitar just so I can hit this hard

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@AlexDubov Happy cougar football saturday

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Easily the best thing that’s happened to me in 2021: the golf course in Jamaica that really showed her teeth and swallowed me whole not being accessible on my handicap tracker.

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We are coming into one of my all time favorite annual traditions: are the Mariners kind of for real or are we a terrible baseball team just absolutely taunting the fan base for a few weeks before colossal disappointment?? ONLY TIME WILL TELL. #MarinersWS2021

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Having a very hard time thinking of something more disappointing as an adult than mishandling the maintenance of your body hair. The immediate discomfort and regret is truly unrivaled.

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@turnertweets2 @Athletics The @Mariners will win the World Series this year.
The @Mariners will win the World Series this year.
The @Mariners will win the World Series this year.
The @Mariners will win the World Series this year.
The @Mariners will win the World Series this year.

You think this works?

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Favorite part of March Madness every year: after weeks of having my bracket out of contention, offloading hundreds of dollars from my Venmo I’ve had to be very careful not to spend to a loose acquaintance.

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Delete

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Finally back to my absolute favorite pastime: staying up well past my bedtime to watch the Mariners lose

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Remember when people posted memes like “MORE LIKE THE TECATE VIRUS AMIRITE 🦠 “ and then we spent the following calendar year fighting a devastating global pandemic? LOFUCKINGL

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@PGATOUR @NBCSportsGold what in the absolute hell is this about boys?

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@NBCSportsGold @PGATOUR what’s going on here boys?

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In case you hadn’t reminded yourself lately, @Akon still goessssss

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@CWompus Go Beth

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@internetguy10 Immediately sends Tony Golf request