Kenny Lofton

each morning I consider eating mi burds Easter egg & replacing it before she notices

[Kenny Lofton @Karl_Thinks]

school kids started running so I thought the train was gonna leave

Train isn't leaving for 4 minutes & no one else ran

Just looks like I've chased loads of kids onto a train

[Tatyana ✨ @lovetatyanaa]

@Bbrxtneyy24 “I’m blessed, can’t complain”

[Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife]

This incredible invention whisks 900 people from the heart of London to the center of Rotterdam in just over three hours.

The tools needed for a low-carbon future aren’t waiting to be discovered by billionaires; they already exist and are waiting to be discovered by politicians.

[Kenny Lofton @Karl_Thinks]

@mtc33_k @NintendoAmerica @PandaCup @CEOGaming Prefer if they went unnoticed (by Nint*ndo)😬

[Cholok @CH0L0K]

I know that joke about it being 1986 all over again is doing the rounds. But it really does seem like we've slipped back to the eighties. Kate Bush in the top ten, Russia threatening the world, and now all the 'council' homes going up for sale. https://t.co/CQPtaz6e9d

[Susan Jane Budd @SusanJaneBudd]

Resorting to Thatcher tactics to buy votes.

[✨lonnie b. fly @alonaonline]

Look at @MariahCarey DUSTING THESE KIDS in the 50 yard dash.

[Kenny Lofton @Karl_Thinks]

@HannahMcLough16 @JohnBarrowman John Barrowman's busy at the moment but hopefuly he will have some free time soon

[Mark @thegingerpalace]

@Conors95807481 @charlyspeaks @JohnBarrowman It wasn’t close but it was the same neighbourhood? Bit of an oxymoron don’t you think 🤔

[Gary Sitton @SittonGary]

@AdamBienkov My local A&E last night.

[Kenny Lofton @Karl_Thinks]

@happykerching @Richard38436351 @sophielouisecc Is that 60p an open offer?

[Jess @bookish_jess7]

You know if this was Harry and Meghan’s kid, the right wing lot would be screaming about their parenting skills

[Jme @JmeBBK]

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[Jme @JmeBBK]

That being said, blockchain technology is amazing,
We just need something to use it for.
Not scamming our people.

[ApacheSmash❗️ @ApacheSmash]

I didn’t really go to Hooters, I’m not 53

[The Tru Fenix @thetrufenix]

@lexiwilltell @AfricanArchives Was perfectly polite too, interviewer wouldn't drop it.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Ray Charles Explaining Why He Wasn't Impressed
With Elvis Presley

[DM Drama @dmdramaa]

the spiritual depop girlies live on another planet

[Jme @JmeBBK]

CRYPTO is gambling. It ain’t no currency,
About crypto currency.
Misleading the youts.
It’s a currency about as much as a fucking casino chip is a currency.

STOP MISLEADING THE YOUTDEM