Kristoffer Karlsen

Life is a beach, I'm just playing in the sand

[Football Transfer News @FTransferNews]

Erik Ten Hag has not been told that his job is under threat after the meeting. He is therefore planning to be in charge of the next game. #MUFC

[Kristoffer Karlsen @KarlsenKK]

@TV2JHBorslid Ny Gaupe-bløff? https://t.co/1TbmGrrm7N

[Football Transfer News @FTransferNews]

📝 DEAL DONE: Newcastle have signed Kennedy from Chelsea on a season-long loan. #NUFC #CFC

[Armchair Sports @armchairsports_]

Poor old Mkhitaryan

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

A salute to @WayneRooney.

https://t.co/H2iHvgOgI2

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

Sympathies with Chelsea for missing out on Lukaku. Like there's sympathy with Liverpool for missing out on the league for 27 years.

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Spot the Arsenal player... 👀

https://t.co/Zc7sC1zAwo

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

The robot was a bit rusty

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

.@WayneRooney: "Our determination got us through this - we're delighted!" #WeAreUnited

[United In Focus @UnitedInFocus]

Yep this is awkward. YANITEDDDD

[Morgan Schneiderlin @SchneiderlinMo4]

Gutted not to get the 3 points we worked hard for, we will keep on fighting #MUFC

[Premier League @premierleague]

Happy birthday, @EmileHeskeyUK!
https://t.co/OPKlpluNdf

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Twitter, my friend has been missing since August. Please RT and help find him.

[Kristoffer Karlsen @KarlsenKK]

@Jmoenrye åsså slipper du den brutale hangoveren...

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

The best substitution in the history of football. http://t.co/lr8BIO12Ml

[Kristoffer Karlsen @KarlsenKK]

Ikke bare du som sliter med vekten @Chimseth https://t.co/W4g8jOLv5K

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

I've had it with these mothaf*ckin' snakes on this mothaf*ckin' plane! @sterling7

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

If Dejan Lovren had a sister... https://t.co/7NPtMm7HYK