Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On June 7 2026, Jonesy Fortnite, former face of the franchise, my friend, died. He fucking died.
I know I joke around or whatever, but this is going to be more of a serious post. I’ve been struggling with sleep apnea for 10+ years now, and I’ve tried everything from melatonin to CPAP machines, and nothing has worked…
That was until Aaron Judge gave this speech. Last night was the first time in I don’t even know how long that I’ve been able to sleep through a whole night, and that’s all thanks to “Captain America.”
I asked my wife if she'd jack me off for Valentine's. She didn't answer, just kept watching Beast Games on mute. Then like three minutes later she farted so loud our dog ran under the bed.
I can't help but notice that I am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.
Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
George Orwell originally envisioned Animal Farm as a computer animated film where they dance to Uptown Funk at the end, but he lacked the technology to achieve that.