Kasandra Mendoza

Hillary Clinton's spam account

[Tim @trouble_man90]

We went from passing climate bills and funding for cancer research to “if you eat the blueberries you will die” in less than two years.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The fact that you have to pay so much to live in a country where half the food is trying to kill you should piss you off at least once a day.

[⛤Ace⛤ ♑☭🍀💍🧠𓅪♿ @Serene_Necrosis]

The situation in Gary, Indiana is escalating. Gary's water company has now issued a boil advisory, stating that they do not have the power necessary to filter the city's water at the municipal level, but people are questioning how to boil water on electric stoves without power.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i STILL don’t understand how so many of you were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[Trey @treydayway]

Crazy how a country this in debt is asking for anyone's credit score

[cashew ✯ @_deadbastard]

"It is what it is" then I cry myself to sleep

[V @LunaDeNuit_]

I love when a book is so good that I start ignoring everyone around me. sorry, I have fictional problems to deal with.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it.

[•el• @_ellerry]

imma start telling men “I know a spot” and then drop them off at a therapist

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

you’ve been using my vocal stims with other people haven’t you

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Here we go. Republican Congressman Andy Ogles has drafted a constitutional amendment to allow Donald Trump to be president for a third term.

[eo @eeeeow]

What if I pretended to be a transwoman as a joke to trigger the dumb libs so funny right yeah and what if I painted my nails a bright fun poppy red and put on matching lipstick and a cute top and smiled super big and for the first time ever my eyes lit up like stars...as a prank!

[☆ @uglyangelfuck]

@brownboy786_786 @alphalesbiann On todays episode of ‘braindead soccer players with repressed homosexual urges’

[Mars @marsydiary]

@jijisblog this is gonna pop into my head whenever i consider skipping

[san🌼 @It_IzWhat_It_Iz]

@jijisblog the way this wld make me get my life back on track

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

new harry potter game looks WILD

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Whatever candidate promises to ban LED headlights I’m voting for I’m now a single issue voter

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[Zane A. Stephens @MarlboroMan_KS]

@tyler02020202 People really need to stop demonizing meth