Kassim

[SkyVector @TangoFox_]

🧵NTSA's instant fines system is live. Speed cameras on most corridors. Fines hitting phones via SMS. Sh3,000–Sh10,000 per offence. 7 days to pay or interest accrues & you're locked off NTSA platforms.
Let's talk about why this is less about road safety & more about revenue.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

“Excessive dancing invites disorder and demons.”

“For Her Majesty’s Government, keep the natives orderly.”

Colonial rule was not just about controlling land and labour. It was about controlling culture, expression, assembly, and identity.

The language sounds ridiculous today. The mentality should concern us even more.
#DecoloniseGovernance #ReKe #PeoplePower

[Njeri @NjeriMuchina2]

Kitambo disaster zilikuwa zinahappen the minister in charge anatamani amezwe na dunia. Hawa wa siku hizi wanashow up na chopper na security wasipakwe uchafu na commoners.

[RT @RT_com]

FAKE MOSES tries to PART SEA

Crowd cheers wildly with arms raised as waves crash around him

Turns and RUNS when massive wave barrels straight toward him

[𝓵𝓪𝓸🇰🇪 @AgolaLinda]

House hunting in Nairobi though...
Kitchens look like afterthoughts in many units. Who designs these things??!!

[Ochieng @homo_serpent]

New normal in Kenya.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Mary Magdalene : Sends nudes to Jesus

Jesus : Sends back picture of bread

Mary Magdalene : WTF

Jesus : This is my body

[W🧚🏾‍♀️konyu @iWakonyu]

There’s nothing to smile about anymore 💔 Not one single thing! My tl is just kids; kids missing, kids raped, kids brutally murdered, kids dead with missing organs, kids starving, kids trafficked, kids sold to sexual slavery at 7 yo 😭😭We’ve teribbly failed the kids man 💔💔💔

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Fuel imepanda by 70 bob in 2 months tunaambiwa tungoje next month ipungue na 10 bob. Finance bill 2026 is here to paralyze what is left of the economy. Govt claims this overtaxation ni coz the country is broke but has used 1.1 trillion on refreshments & travel. Economic terrorism

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

Kuna siku while cruising my wingroad niliona baddies wakitembea nikahorn kuwasalimia gari ikazima😭

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

@WilliamsRuto Rex Masai, Eric Shiheni, Boniface Kariuki, Ericsson Mutisya, Evans Kiratu, Denzel Omondi, Kennedy Onyango, Caroline Shiramba, Benson Mbithi, Chris Gitonga, Matthew Njoroge and Albert Ojwang were not hardworking ?

[Ndikũ 🇰🇪 @ndiku_]

Nairobi, KE.
Many, many, many moons ago.

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

The first guy in America to wear a beard was so hated for it that he used to get into street fights with people trying to forcibly shave him.

[-reclaimed disaffected malcontent @damnjwhatyousay]

😭😭😭😭

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Wezi wa grill ya diplomatic vehicle wameshikwa in record 1 day time. Meanwhile we are still looking for baby killers and stealers. Being Kenyan is hard.

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

#BREAKING🚨: Today in Utqiagvik, the sun rose above the horizon at 2:57 AM after 65 days and won’t set again for 84 straight days or until August 2nd!

[ABC News @ABC]

The sun came up in Utqiagvik, Alaska — the northernmost city in the U.S. — on Sunday morning and it won't set again until August 2. Timelapse footage from the National Weather Service shows the sun setting at 1:48 a.m. before rising above the horizon at 2:57 a.m.

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

😂😂😂 mpaka they painted the underpass?

& why are the NYS facing the wall?