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[Kat @KatCapz]

@RaminNasibov

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Kat @KatCapz]

@PolitlcsUK @DailyMirror

[Kat @KatCapz]

@KanthonyThings @annasiims I make a Pamela Anderson sim for this exact reason. She’s so wholesome now!

[Joe Bernstein @Bernstein]

More of parenting than I expected is sitting lifelessly on the couch from 530-730pm while your children physically and mentally break you

[Politic@l Spinner. @lesstenny]

So well written.. Oliver you rock

[Kat @KatCapz]

@dank_ackroyd living next door to a coop will be the end of me financially.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m the evil Martin Lewis, the money wasting expert x

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap

[Kat @KatCapz]

@premierinn please can you advise how we can request early check in on our booking today? no one answers your phones at the reception desk in Maidstone!

[harper! @vulpineonline]

said "bob's your uncle" in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Shut up Donald and let your son call out Gary Barlow's massive son for a scrap to decide who is the undisputed massive son champion

[Ed McCosh @EdMc_Cosh]

USA: Colossal, era-defining election, division, disruption, the lingering threat of unrest, people full of opinions and uncertainty

UK: You seen the size of Gary Barlow's son? He's fucking massive

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

We interrupt our 24 hour election coverage to inform you that Gary Barlow has a massive son

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Must be willing to work in a fast-paced and exciting environment.”

The environment: