kj the mom

it me. TX, FL, now DC. 10/20/17 slamminsammay @'ed me!!!1

[kj the mom @KateCSunnyDee]

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to attempt to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape & consent?

[kj the mom @KateCSunnyDee]

Vodka was easier to swallow than the fact that you weren't coming back.

[kj the mom @KateCSunnyDee]

My (ex?) bf said we're on a break who wants to take me on a d8

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

rachel green taught me that nipples are an accessory & they go with everything

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

MAGA twitter: we don’t need gun control we just need to stop bullying people

Me: maybe we should also do gun control

MAGA: snowflake

Me: I thought there was no more bullying

MAGA: just for children

Me: oh ok so kids are off limits

MAGA: here’s a meme of David Hogg as Hitler

[nick @nickhansonMN]

girls are starting to become more and more heartless. you better appreciate your girl while she still cares

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The busiest person at the White House is whoever has to update the office contact list.

[Archer @archerfxx]

Welcome to DANGER ISLAND. Are you coming? Or at least getting excited? Watch the OFFICIAL TRAILER for the new season of Archer, premiering April 25 on FXX. #ArcherFXX

[Bridgetown DIY 2: This Time Its Personal @disgruntled_diy]

parents who enabled/supported their kids' diy & punk stuff like practicing or having shows in the garage or driving them an hour to shows & waiting in the car until it's over or would just grin & bear their scene/emo/etc phases are the unsung heroes of the DIY community

[Ally @alrooks]

hilarious, but for the love of my grammar compulsion can someone tell her it’s not necessary to put every tweet in quotes to demonstrate it’s you speaking https://t.co/QNPtN9gbdt

[kennedy @kenhead_]

shes hot but she looks just like joshes girlfriend on drake and josh and now im uncomfy https://t.co/blroBEnUWj

[kj the mom @KateCSunnyDee]

Boys are wack why yall y'all don't want the love i have to offer

[Asia Leigh @asialbx]

At the Nas concert some girl in back of me was drunk & unconscious and her friends were scared as fuck trying to wake her up. She revived and said “I fell asleep because you’re some boring bitches” I fell out lmao

[chumpz! @futhamuckahz]

pros n conz of cute boys:

pro:
-they cute

con:
-they boy

[G. @zillaknows]

my name is junie b. jones. the b stands for https://t.co/irJuLhSI0u