Ally

Detroit. @umichsph alum doing community health + maternal health. Mostly tweeting about things that make me mad.

[Sam Robinson @samueljrob]

Buying a dash cam for the sole purpose of making a compilation video of Detroit police officers running red lights.

[Priya Satia @PriyaSatia]

“The AI is not just telling you what you want to hear. It is training you, one conversation at a time, to need less friction, expect more agreement, and become slightly less capable of handling a situation where someone pushes back on you…”

[Sham @shamshammgod]

Gores need to shut down Woodward like the Strait of Hormuz

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

The Pistons simply cannot lose a series to a team that plays in We're Gonna do the Housing Crisis Again Arena.

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

I’ve been giving tours of the Fisher Building for over a decade and it never gets old. Glad @HourDetroit came along for a look at some of the spots most people never see.

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

The Pitt season 2 has been good but the 4th of July bit makes no sense.

1. What college library is open on the 4th of July?
2. Why would Dr. King have a deposition on the 4th of July?
3. Why is a youth football team having a fully padded football practice on the 4th of July?

[charlie @StyledApe]

Once you notice it it’s really hard to stop seeing how many people treat this shit like it’s a sport to watch and comment on

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Young people may not know this but there was a time when the internet had thousands of quirky, informative websites, when you could spend hours browsing and come away smarter rather than dumber. We have seen a wonderful thing destroyed in our lifetimes.

[boss princess ⚯͛ @itsleviOsa934]

quietly. a few days from this. he would come home from work and we’d be gone. cabinets would have no doors. everything that’s wasn’t mine would be unplugged. all drawers would be emptied onto the floor. everything put together would be taken apart. a lawyer already called.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

They’re invested in keeping guys lonely and depressed so they’re easier to prey on and manipulate. It’s why these influencers are hyper obsessed with posturing and body language nobody else cares about, they’re fostering an ecosystem of men dependent on the approval of other men

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Begging an ai chatbot to call a random woman you saw on the internet fat.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This is not a joke.
This is how these MFs see women.
Do not kid yourself.

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

New from me in @modeld. I wrote about one of Detroit's creepiest unsolved murders: On July 3, 1929, a so-called prophet and his family were found dead on the city's east side. The case was never solved. Happy Halloween. https://t.co/17pAiEyMhP

[Ally @alrooks]

something is wrong with your spirit to be the first to do this a block from Boston Edison

[𐌇𐌖𐌍𐌕𐌄𐌓 𓆈 @poshspicelatte]

she doing putin numbers

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Posts like these always invite the same 4 types of responders

1. Boomer slop: “we used to work in the coal mines. You work in an AC office. Get over yourself”

2. Manosphere slop: “she is meant to be birthing children instead”

3. Zohran slop: “capitalism is evil. this is why we need to seize the means of production”

4. Psycho-analysis slop: “her body is literally having an allergic reaction to the 9-5”

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

Link https://t.co/CUhTwPBKjR

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

George Plimpton’s book Paper Lion was the blueprint for modern NFL media.
Over 60 years later, its impact is everywhere. I wrote about how Plimpton’s experiment with the Detroit Lions changed football storytelling. @modeld

[Ally @alrooks]

This is literally what SNAP ed did, which Trump just entirely defunded.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

In Japan they have nutritionists in their schools…
And they TEACH NUTRITION!
Why not in America?!

[Ally @alrooks]

is club chalamet a Michigan grad?! 😂

[Club Chalamet 💫 @ClubChalamet]

I'm at Milan Central train station to leave Milan. I'm just standing in a corner and a nice girl name Millie stopped by and asked me if I was Club Chalamet. I smiled and said yes. We chatted for a minute and she was so sweet and said she enjoys following me and supports me, knowing how awful social media can be.

Thanks Millie, it was nice meeting you! ☺️