Kate Hall

I used to have two blogs, but they expired because I procrastinate too much.
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[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

Your metabolism after age 40 is like, "Nah, I like you fat."

[SpacedMom @copymama]

Thanks Elon, now I have to actually parent my kids instead of milking them for Twitter content

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I was today years old when I learned that the kids these days call 1 on 1 (as in basketball) 1v1. When did that happen, and how young is the cut off age?

[Matt Skywalker @Jedi_Adopted]

They caught the fucker after a car chase and somehow managed not to shoot him 60 times.
Seems about white…
#shooter #HighlandPark

[Reuters @Reuters]

Factbox: Mass shootings in the U.S. from Highland Park to Fort Hood https://t.co/Fuo6LM00dC

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

Joel's house in "Risky Business," Gary's house in "Weird Science," Cameron's house in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," Jake's house in "Sixteen Candles"...all in Highland Park. It's a place of movie magic and one of the 100 wealthiest cities in America. No place is safe. No place.

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

#BREAKING: Man wanted in Highland Park parade shooting taken into custody: https://t.co/bMCmq8AHHx

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[Tim McNicholas @TimMcNicholas]

The family of Nicolas Toledo tells me he was one of the people shot and killed at the Highland Park 4th of July Parade. “We are all feeling pretty numb. We’re all pretty broken inside,” his granddaughter said. She shared these photos with @cbschicago

[Frances Mathiesen @FrancesMathies1]

Mass shooting in #HighlandPark. At least 5 dead. As of now, the only one free is the bad guy with the gun. FUCK YOU @NRA

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

Chaos unfolded when a gunman opened fire at a Highland Park Fourth of July parade. The shooting left 6 dead and 24 injured. Police continue to search for the suspect who is considered armed and dangerous.

READ THE LATEST: https://t.co/VVRF5cuU4J

[Michael Ruiz @mikerreports]

Anyone with information or video evidence is asked to contact police. Investigators short on info as #HighlandPark gunman remains at large.

[Chuck Supple @ChuckieTwoGlove]

For the record, Highland Park is not Chicago. It’s an affluent suburb 30 miles north. Google it. #highlandparkshooting

[Ben Bradley @BenBradleyTV]

Texas governor singled out Chicago claiming it’s proof gun laws don’t work.

However, more than half of the guns recovered at Chicago crime scenes came from states with looser gun laws. https://t.co/BuGqTw00xX

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

We ban books that were written in the past 50 years, but God forbid we propose changes to a document that was created 235 years ago.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to medical

[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

This might be the funniest shot glass I've ever seen.

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

I poured this coffee into my Yeti 4.5 hours ago and it's still hot. How have we not sent humans to Mars yet?

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

Have I mentioned my first stand-up special is out??? Thanks to the Northwest Indiana Times @nwi for the chance to talk about "What A Time To Be Alive." If you've not seen it I've linked to it in my bio. https://t.co/qVUqntZyqd

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

Nobody wants to go to your barn wedding.

[Kate Hall @KateWhineHall]

Pat's comedy special is SO funny! I laugh out loud a lot!

[Pat Tomasulo @pattomasulo]

I'm beyond excited to share my debut comedy special "What A Time To Be Alive," available now for FREE on YouTube. My best work, by far. Please watch, RT, and also tell every single person you know to check it out. Enjoy! https://t.co/OPXhtkR2FY