Katherine Charlton

Ohio • Texas

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

Step by step Starbucks coffee drinks, save for later, tag a coffee lover! (THREAD)

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

I just……I never expected so many people to act like a BP cuff being tight when blowing up was just the end of the world and the thing they couldn’t deal with

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

This is just another way of stating how big Texas is.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

[ hospital rounds ]

doc: alright next we have *checks notes* the president of the United States

nurse: not in his room

doc: he... he has a highly contagious disease

nurse: said he had a parade to get to

doc:

nurse: if you follow his Twitter you can see when he gets back

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

hospitalist: does he have a fever

ED: no

hospitalist: O2 requirement?

ED: don’t really know

hospitalist: labs?

ED: look ok

hospitalist: look I don’t care if it’s the president of the United States im not admit-

ED: it’s the president of the United States

[status annoyicus @medburnbook]

put “drug seeking behavior” in the chart one more time I triple dog dare you

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Our influence has no bounds. Howdy, Canda! 🤠

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

They’re coming

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

JED BARTLETT: *peering at news* Abby, did you see this?

ABBY: don't get your blood pressure up. it's not your concern anymore.

JED: well, of course it is. can't a man be interested in current events?

ABBY: just tell me you won't call--

JED: get Toby on the phone, will you?

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

I’ll be praying for you because all of those are sins against God.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Pectoriloquy

[squilliam fancyson @statueofGIBerty]

how are you gonna be a leader of a country by making fun of your opponent’s sons for having a drug problem in a country suffering from an opioid epidemic

[Hannah Ferrier - CEO Ocean Int Training Academy @hannahferrier_]

‘He did it too. Did you see him do it?? He did. I did but he did too. Me more but him too. Did you see it?’ #debates2020

[Daily Kos @dailykos]

There are five more segments??? #Debates2020

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

I swear I’ve seen arguments exactly like this in VA waiting rooms

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Today my mom dropped me off at work, I did a bunch of complex eye surgery, then she picked me up at the end of the day and had a snack waiting for me in the car.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $10,000 to 3 random people who retweet this tweet AND follows me! (If you don’t follow me, can’t DM you the money) Much love 💗