Kathlyn 🙃👑

my dog probably hates you

[Sigrid Wise @unclesig]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, mayonnaise is just salt jelly.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

Yes yes yes yes yessss

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

My god my old tweets were annoying. Stay tuned for more of probably the same shit 🐒

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning
to the heaviness on your heart
that will not budge
and does not move:
‘Sup, heaviness
We still got shit to do,
So I guess you’re coming with us
But we’re driving
And WE get to DJ
Now move over and make room

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Be vulnerable. Be kind. Work hard but live soft. Apologize when you’re wrong. Everybody has the right to be happy.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

I had a dream last night that I had sex in an abandoned church. #blessed

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

My man is pissed off about hotdogs right now, and I've never loved him more.

[sarymanderson @sarymanderson]

If you’re a 20 something year old white male on bumble in Jackson, Mississippi, I can pretty much guarantee you’re not a fucking dj

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries. FOR REAL THO.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

Life's fine. I'm just tired.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

#serverlife Being so exhausted you can't sleep.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

#serverlife Needing to ice your feet after a shift, but also needing a foot massage. But I'll be DAMNED if someone touches my throbbing feet.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

#serverlife Thinking your pregnant every month (even when you haven't had sex) because your work life is so erratic. Your period is as well.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

April is so relatable. https://t.co/3ADQb2NgyF

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Please can someone make it less hot?

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

hot couple looking for a third. no sex play u just have to decide where we go eat

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

IM CRYING https://t.co/u1GdZ6mMMM

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

Remember high school? Ha. That sucked.

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

Probably. BUT STILL. Crossover comments are pretty nerdy. I have another one with Spidey's disappearance. https://t.co/X5wmlKIbfO

[Mr. Get Off @_lunardreams]

@KathlynArc I totally feel like you've said higher level nerd stuff. 😂

[Kathlyn 🙃👑 @KathlynArc]

I just said it was the NERDIEST thing I've said. Not that I'm not a nerd, lol. https://t.co/o1vfiazdlQ

[Mr. Get Off @_lunardreams]

But.. You are a nerd though. https://t.co/OIxsjdSV5d