Kat Kvas 🐀

Writer for @TheOnion @NewYorker @mcsweeneys and elsewhere. Creative Director avail for freelance, previously @spotify. Idiot. follow my IG: kathryn_kvas

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Hi I made an incomplete list of my favorite writings from 2022. Thanks to everyone who read my stuff this year and to @newyorkerhumor for publishing some things! <3
https://t.co/ZsdKjAvfKg

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Hi catch me on threads: kathryn_kvas
I love you all 💜 🫡

[Irving Ruan 阮云驰 @irvingruan]

I'm so excited and proud that #TwistedMetal, the TV show I was a staff writer on, came out yesterday on @peacock! All ten episodes are streaming, hope you all enjoy the craziness!

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

the NYC rat problem isn’t all bad. Like just think how many more tiny rat chefs will get restaurants their Michelin star

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[Greener Pastures @GreenerPastSat]

And, check out our favorite satire pieces from the last week, featuring @KateRChrisman, @PointsinCase, @BobEckstein, @WeeklyHumorist, @KathrynKvas, @newyorkerhumor, @Reductress, and @YeOldeTymeNews!

https://t.co/kn3aId2hmZ

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Hi I’ve been having gut issues for a few years (or maybe decades?? I lost count) and now my struggles are published in @newyorkerhumor! Love you all and take care of yourselves out there 💜

https://t.co/2F170hct5n

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

@successtextpost And then there’s this line

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me explaining to my husband why I need to fall asleep with the tv on every night

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

I do not follow this account and yet…AND YET EVERYDAY I see multiple posts from them about cum. Why?! I did not ask for this I’m pretty sure?! @elonmusk wtf are you doing?!

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Lady “eyes are face eggs” Caroline getting eye drops #Succesion

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

For everyone doing the 1-2 punch of anxiety inducing Succession and Barry, don’t sleep on the palette cleansing warm hug that is Somebody Somewhere! HBO Sunday can GET IT

[The Scarlet B!tch ᱬ @thechildoftime]

Really here for old Italian people against JK Rowling.

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Why is literally every new movie including a WILD SPINNING CAMERA MOVE THAT GOES UPSIDE DOWN?!?! and can they please not?? some of us girlies have vertigo

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

RUN to see Polite Society, the most accurate portrayal of sisterhood that I’ve ever seen 💥 🥊

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The studios to the press: oh a strike is no problem for us. It helps us actually. Have fun out there

The studios in emails to writers: you need to get the fuck back to work right now or we're going to shoot this dog

[taylor santiago berger @taylorberger69]

& that’s that!!

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Ronald at the end of Jury Duty

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Here's a quick pilot episode I wrote about every 90's Sitcom series Netflix has tried to bring back from the dead. SPOILER: They should have left it buried in the dirt. <3
https://t.co/BnWMMxxvnl

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

I don’t want a man but I do want at least 15 henchmen

[Kat Kvas 🐀 @KathrynKvas]

Italy 🤝 corporations after layoffs

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