Kathryn Johnson

Never do anything in pants that can be done in a dress. Poorly kerned menus should be burned.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@Pinkyuwuuu Honestly there’s no good way to get let go. I hope he calls you later but having to wait for the highly suspicious meeting, process and respond in real time isn’t fun either.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

Fascinating. I wonder if there’s a connection between typography skills and reading speed, since we’re so familiar with the letter forms. I had to focus but could understand all the content at 900 words per minute.

[Oliur @UltraLinx]

Can you read 900 words per minute? Try it.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@Emiliodjorno @_robyn_smith I would love to see it as well!

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@selentelechia @_lizharvey Same, we only do the audio so I’ve wondered if the TV show is different? But the main thing my son has learned is that a tomato is technically a fruit and was only reclassified due to NY tax law 😂

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@Ad_Recruiter @JetBlue @Delta I worked on the @Delta account for awhile! 💙❤️

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

I have flown dozens of times with babies on various airlines, and I have NEVER been charged to check a playpen until today. @JetBlue this is not a family friendly policy! For the record, it was also the only baby item, we did not check anything else for him.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@espricewright I got married at 29 so maybe I was just under the wire, but after the first 2-3 years, it’s finally over 😂

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

The land of the free has a branding problem: "The USA feels like a team wearing the same jersey but playing entirely different sports. Each side is after different goals while accusing the other of betrayal." https://t.co/ZOmBToJZ2g

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@kaylajohnsonatl @emilykmay This is exactly what’s still in the fridge at my parents house 😂

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@BirdGuySky @ramit I always asked my landlord to replace my lightbulbs when I was renting! Never had anyone refuse or even question it (4 different landlords in 2 states)

[Grace Walker @graceongrid]

Someone once pointed me to the montessori definition of 'work' and I feel like that's become my default understanding of the word.

'Work' isn't just paid work, but purposeful activity to develop your personality and potential.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@OctoAbbi Two kids, two hospitals, one pediatrician, never had anyone bat an eye about delaying the Hep B. I will say that in 2024 they definitely knew where the form for skipping it was and in 2020 they had to dig it up but that could have also been general COVID chaos.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@cov_not_govt @alyssaleann We started letting my son use the china around age 3 and my husband remains the only one who has broken a plate 😝

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@nm_webb One set of grandparents cooks for a small army, the other cooks barely enough for 2 people once a day and someone gets food poisoning every visit 😅

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@feral__mama That was my first, and I signed up to do it again but the second baby was much faster 😅 Both completely unmedicated home births. I think the important thing is that moms are supported making the best choices for them, taking into account their preferences and health.

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@PTBwrites Here’s the thing though, walking outside is really good for pregnant women. The GW midwives encourage 3 miles or 90 minutes of outdoor exercise every day. It’s after delivery that moms really need the rest and to not lug baby so far! So I would advocate for it being for infants

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@flowgreens Buyer beware… I’m still out over $100 from @RayGreenstreet’s 2018 kickstarter campaign that he never delivered on

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@shahil @Kickstarter Buyer beware… I’m still out over $100 from @RayGreenstreet’s 2018 kickstarter campaign that he never delivered on

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@icjan @Kickstarter Buyer beware… I’m still out over $100 from @RayGreenstreet’s 2018 kickstarter campaign that he never delivered on

[Kathryn Johnson @KathrynforAD]

@ZSWenning @Nvania @GladYuengling @EdwardBrode Yup, that’s what we’ve done! Just make sure there’s no early pay-off penalty