Green Trín

It's a good day to have a good day

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[Green Trín @KatrinaPurrr]

Did anyone else's Twitter basically turn into Threads?

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Friendly reminder that Pride isn't about turning your straight kids into gay kids. It's about not turning gay kids into dead kids.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sorry I'm not speaking on the male loneliness epidemic, I was distracted by the women-and-girls-being-murdered-by-men epidemic

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Hey babe…a man who cooks, cleans, washes dishes and does laundry is just a functional adult. Not a special being

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[miia @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

having childhood/lifelong depression is so disorienting, because when people talk about "returning to your baseline".... i have no concept of that. i've just been white-knuckling it this whole damn time.

[Green Trín @KatrinaPurrr]

The random urge to go out dressed like a hoe

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[Tamorah Shareef Muhammad @ModestyQueen19]

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

The neurodivergent experience of being perceived as angry when you're really just overstimulated

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

Parents of gay kids being homophobic is wild. U literally Manufactured the gay. birth the gay. Ur the gay FACTORY

[✧æther✧ @ether_ly]

call me a clit the way men be rubbing me the wrong way these days omg

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Donald Trump is what happens when nobody ever tells men to shut the fuck up

[lorah @lorahmoe]

Men really be telling on themselves for free 😭
We’re literally giving away FREE flowers at my job. Like… no catch. No purchase. Just “hey, take these home to your wife or girlfriend.”
And almost every man who walked in was like: “Nah, she’s good.”
SHE’S GOOD?? 😭 Sir it costs you absolutely nothing to bring home a tiny gesture and make someone smile for 5 minutes.
The flowers were FREE. The romance was FREE. The brownie points were FREE.
At this point I fully support my own decision to stay single because what do you mean the bar is underground and men still bringing shovels.