Kaychee Nnadi

Foodie.
Architect/Project Manager.

#ALXSE Alumni

[A D É K Ú N L É 🩵 @kunle_pata]

I hate the fact that whenever you’re demanding for anything from the Lagos state government. It ends up getting into a tribal or political agenda. Bruh, everywhere is dirty and smelling. Let’s fix this thing. Leave Chinedu alone and get to real business.

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

took him then

[Medic Ozone🩺 @medikozone]

E fit no reach the number sef... be like them jack the figure up. Una don count Dr Joseph for 4 the different hospitals wey hin dey work.

[Balogun Telepepe @dagaeus]

Nobody knew the name of the commissioner for environment under Fashola because they got the job done and kept it moving. The reason why you see Tokunbo everywhere is because he’s constantly needing to defend the fact that he’s not good at his job

[Attah Akor @attah_akor]

How do we shed tears for something many can't even sing?

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

[kim possible @getalifeaisha]

Lol motherhood is so funny. My mum washed her fruit then came to sit down to eat it. Without saying a word to her I stretched out my hand to beg and she gave it to me 😂

Poor thing. I’m 32 and she still can’t eat her food in peace! 💀

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

Oko mi, please threaten me🤲🏽

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

the nigerian problem in one short video

[Menya @menyaaaaaaaaaaa]

“Be a mother to your husband”

For who senior me with 13 years?

[Dr. Ose Etiobhio @osemagnum]

*rushes a first timer into the labour ward

Her: *screaming... "I can feel the head of the baby almost out"

Me: "Get the delivery pack"... "we are having a baby"

*does a vaginal examination... cervix= 1cm, head very high

Her: "Can I push?...

Me: "No, pls, you are just 1cm... you have some time, can I give you pain relief?"... "Can I call your husband in?"

Her: "which foolish husband?, he's the cause of all this pain... you and him, I don't even know the difference..."

Me: 👀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

Did we bring the group chat from heaven?

[Petite✨ @celeste_unusual]

Educated Hausa women accent

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

The same parents who travel long distances to help/ grieve/ celebrate their friends?
The ones greeting almost everyone from church to the market? They model alot about community and friendship. Alot of us think we're too good for mundane things.
Let's be serious please.

[ayan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦 @ayanyx]

8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

switching nationalities from mexico to south korea on 25th june:

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

They really took road trips away from us in Nigeria, as a child i enjoyed road trips to the east, they were fun and i looked forward to it and this government stole that from us.