Keddy Conocchioli

Bike, train, transit enthusiast. Spaceflight nerd. Soccer player. Environmentalist. Sustainability advocate. Climber. Mtn Biker. Paddler. Hiker. Rocket Leaguer

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸😤😤😤😤IM CRYING. WERE RELENTLESS!!!⚽️⚽️⚽️

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

LETS FUCKING GOO!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Aliqua Portio @aurelianist]

The vatican is hiding big chungus

[NASA @NASA]

1972 ➡️2026
Apollo 17 ➡️ Artemis II

[Ken Kirtland IV @KenKirtland17]

When my daughter thinks she's gonna watch Bluey but its 6:24pm April 1st 2026

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

In case you’re late to my favorite Olympic performance enhancing scandal, here are the details of penis inflate-gate.

[The Minnesota Star Tribune @StarTribune]

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

Now that im in my early 30s, I can definitively say my teenage pubescent years was when I was the worst human being

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

When you're playing the alto sax but you're supposed to be playing the bass.

[Taylor! 🦊🎀 🔜 AC @FairfoxLibrary]

Of all the creatures on God’s green earth, the sea lion may be the most unserious one of them all

[Justin Elze @HackingLZ]

For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

[greg @greg16676935420]

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take

[Dave Limp @davill]

Love seeing New Glenn's seven BE-4 engines come alive! Congratulations to Team Blue on today's hotfire. We extended the hotfire duration this time to simulate the landing burn sequence by shutting down the non-gimballed engines after ramping down to 50 percent thrust, then shutting down the outboard gimballed engines while ramping the center engine to 80 percent thrust. This helps us understand fluid interactions between active and inactive engine feedlines during landing. Next, we will mate @NASA's ESCAPADE payload to the launch vehicle and enter final preparations for launch.

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

Top 10 tweet on this site

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

Osama shouldve hooped instead of tryna kill ppl cause he tall as hell!

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

Chewing gum is just humans chewing their cud

[Seattle Department of Transportation @seattledot]

Seattle riders just reached 8 million shared scooter and bike rides in 2025 - far surpassing ridership in 2024's 6.3 million rides.

The new all-time ridership record for a single day was just set on Saturday, September 27: 58,719 rides.

[Minnesota United FC @MNUFC]

Soccer For Sickos™️

[Keddy Conocchioli @Keddelicious1]

Oceans: Worlds no-wristband aquarium