Jimmy

Snarky and Perverse.

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

If there was a line between right and wrong. I snorted it years ago.

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

“He’s emotionally incontinent”

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

“What matters is where you put your feet and how you wiggle your ass.”

- Mick Jagger

[Expanding Dan: the Steely Dan newsletter @ExpandingDan]

RIP Phil Lesh, a legend for so much including his hilariously honest testimony during a Jerry Garcia estate hearing in 1996.

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

“I wish I’d paid better attention during my first rodeo.”

[Louis KC @notlouisckk]

I am willing to watch more streamers if they are willing to try this more often

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

This is my favorite scene from the entire run of Leave It to Beaver. Funny because it’s absolutely true.

https://t.co/zA1an56Z2h

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

“When things look grim, be the Grim Reaper” - Andy Reid

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

No matter how cool you may be, just know Led Zeppelin had a fucking fireplace in their private jet and that’s still the bar.

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

Do nurse scrubs come with an OnlyFans account?

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

@UberFacts that there was once a time your account posted, like, actual facts

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

Sometimes LA is just as fucking horrific as everybody outside of it thinks. #Icant #SeeYouThereNexWeekend

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

“Monks love to fart when they meditate. The wisdom of letting go is expressed in many forms.”

[Sarah Guzzardo @MsSarahGuzzardo]

What was my favorite “reaction gif” as a child? Oh Timmy no. When I was your age we had to respond in person, immediately, and we had only three choices— tiny violin, slow clap or jerk off motion. That’s it. 3 choices. You made the call and you made it fast.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

[refreshing twitter]

This dopamine machine seems to be negatively affecting my mental health more than usual.

[Jimmy @KeefLives]

@IntelligntSteak family coming to your place for #thanksgiving ?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I can only save the Queen for so long.