Keil Hubert

Business, culture, & security writer for Business Reporter. Corpo jester & PPTX generator. I tell jokes on Twitter to make existence less shit. He/Him.

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Back when I was a unit commander, I despaired at how little the USAF taught senior NCOs about practical leadership. So I created my own seminar.

Per @LisaForteUK 's request, here's my professional development reading list. /1

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@obeca I apologize for making a pop culture reference so old that it’s taught in history class. 🫩

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@obeca It’s a minor cultural touchstone in the USA, still referenced. The “echo” in the joke is that both UK PM Thatcher and Soviet Premier Gorbachev were so old that rumors swirled that they’d both died in office and their aides were pretending otherwise.

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@obeca Never seen the comedy “Weekend at Bernie’s” I take it?

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@DKagemann C’mon, amigo! You’ve written some great tweets. Something you penned might lighten a stranger’s burden. You’re helping other folks endure, and (I believe) makes participating in this junior varsity sewer worthwhile.

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@DocAtCDI Why did the ornithologist need to see a therapist? Because his was a life of constant sparrows.

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@OrevaZSN C’mon … How much time do you REALLY need to set the cubicle farm on fire?

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@TheBookNewb One of mine, clearly. How do y’all feel about funny stories of terrible bosses?

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@bestofStarTrek I’m thinking the 5th Panzergrenadier Division (Atmosphere). Gets me my full pension without the risk of suffocating in a blown-to-pieces starship.

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@rothschildmd Making jokes, mostly. For maybe 1-3 people.

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@OrevaZSN You don’t; you pick two from the list of nine.

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@SiriusXMOctane Around 45-50, I think.

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@shenetworks “I’m *looking* because *sniffing* for jobs is less effective.”

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@obeca A friendly reminder to drivers of older vehicles that they need to *pump* the brakes to prevent a skid.

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@DocAtCDI Obviously a dead and *very* radioactive miner.

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@OrevaZSN It’s not that old an idea, either. You can trace it back to Thatcherite Neoliberalism.

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@TheBuddyCSM

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@shenetworks Okay, but what about a PROTRACTED VETERAN? Or a PROSCRIBING VETERAN? Or maybe a PROTOZOAN VETERAN?

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@1ssve Pretending that promotions go to the “best of the best.”

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@SGTWipper1Each I’m think a 2-Litre galvanized model.