Keith Talentless

Barman. At a better pub than you drink in.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

Someone left a hat at work. Ngl if it isn't claimed within a couple of days I'm having it

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@ISASaxonists @transjewtalian We're a multicultural society, fucknut. Us Irish white boys live and drink with Jamaicans and Indians and Barbadians and everybody else. Get the fuck outta here.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@transjewtalian @ISASaxonists We are a Mongrel Nation. And we are proud of our Sikhs and Irishmen and Yoruba and Hindus and Muslims. Don't you Yanks DARE have a go at us. We never made anyone sit at the back of the bus. We never had a civil war because half of us wanted slavery. Go fuck yourself.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@transjewtalian @ISASaxonists Bitch, every Brit can tell the difference between a Tikka Masala, a Korma, a Dupiaza, a Jalfrezi, a Balti and a Vindaloo by the age of 7. And a Byriani is something different. Don't tell us we don't know that food.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@transjewtalian All we're doing is leaving out the word "takeaway" for convenience. Who hurt you and in what way that you get your knickers in a bunch about something so incredibly small?

[David P GCSE (multiple) @DavidPGCSE]

Only last week I used three (3) tins of mutti tomatoes in a pasta sauce

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@bartramsgob Congratulations on the IRL level up. Just realised mine's on Thursday.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@jokers_tailor @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @London__Smoke @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 @isimpleton Big fan of Arthur Wellesley though, which should get him some Thad points

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@jokers_tailor @MartinWWalker @WideyMcKnacker @Zaphod2042 @aclockworkmonk @HeadBerry @WillMonk09 @atomicjoy @stuartmwrites @lucy_la_la @Lindsay04555896 @London__Smoke @drclawscat @CyranodEcosse @MikeFirth4 @Peacefulheight @TimmyODanaos @BradfemlyWalsh @HoraceSpellman9 @deminimismusic @Shiv_who_burns @andrew10612 @VintageMrHobbes @AwakenSlowly @likesmokenoakum @ruthan_badd @AndyinBrum @JuliaAn03598582 @slowpurrrr @Lisa_0Connor @FrankDracMan_ @fharris2011 @SO3_Clausewitz @kifatlarge @JillCollier16 @TheProject_Heid @thesundaysport @AllezNeg @leigh_fell @Stocklington @JusticeTrousers @jhgr81 @MrJonnieB @MorganE07969703 @66Steph82 @barrow_alex @gazzamc71 @elseverwoerd @JoeBangles11 @isimpleton Welcome to Thad, Conor. Be nice to him you lot, he's alright despite being from Tiny West Britain.

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

A friend of mine, who has a lot of legal experience, had this to say about the Nowak footage. Not saying I endorse it, but I thought I'd pass it on. In general, though, cock-up is almost always more likely than conspiracy.

[Loudmouth Reviewer @LoudmouthR]

@CNN

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@aclockworkmonk @Bunny_ngl Same. Went for a fag break in 1993 and just kept walking. I suppose technically I'm still there, just 33 years late back.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@UnderSneege I once dropped a jar of homemade preserved lemons on my foot.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@asianmomriot West ham fried rice nah that doesn't even work fuck it send tweet

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@asianmomriot If you try and run a laundry with a Fu Manchu moustache these days, they throw you in jail

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@andreww1967 @lennylaw Proper Binmen who REALLY TASTED of Vesta Curry

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@asianmomriot Oh Christ don't get her started, she'll do an excruciating photoshoot in a Limehouse opium den

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@asianmomriot @AlpacaAurelius At least we put a little "soz about nicking this" caption beside it

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@realmsmisery We invented English. If you don't like it invent your own language instead of mispronouncing ours, Ungrateful Former Colonial.

[Keith Talentless @KeithTalentless]

@BradfemlyWalsh You're not truly in love until you find each other's farts funny.